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Looking for Love? By: Scrasamax

Love is a powerful emotion, perhaps the strongest. Love conquers all, don't they say; it's blind too. Love potions, love spells, and the magic of amore could be more common than all the magic swords, rings, and wands of magic missle put together...

by Scrasamax
205xp
12 replies
12779 views
1 HoH
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The Horror of Pamplemousse By: Scrasamax

Some years ago a dark cult was founded in the Forecastle area of Hahvrensburg. The cultists were defeated by a band of heroes. A month after the heroes left the city and went on about their business, something massive came out of the earth.

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180xp
8 replies
8124 views
1 HoH
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The Year of Red Leaves By: Scrasamax

In the royal year 451, also known as the year of Red Leaves, something strange occured. A star fell blazing from the heavens, in to the Midlands. Imperial Wizardry could be sent to examine the object. However things changed in the area. Royal Viziers were unable to postulate a cause for the matter, but the fact that none of the countyfolk were alive led to the whisper of one, chilling word. Zombie.

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225xp
6 replies
9403 views
3 HoHs
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Hardnan - The Grange Mage By: Scrasamax

Old man Hardnan had a farm E-I-E-I-O
And on this farm there was a dragon E-I-E-I-O

Bwah! What kinda farmer has dragons on his farm!

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155xp
7 replies
7182 views
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Scrasamax's Guide to Orcs By: Scrasamax

Recently unearthed this gem of mine, and thought to post it. Its writing predates my joining of Strolen, and I found quite a few interesting bits in it. It is nearly completely written and I am going to endeavor to finish writing it out. Until then, I plan to post it here, perhaps a section a day or so. Enjoy, expand, criticism, comment.

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615xp
71 replies
31747 views
6 HoHs
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The Deep Well By: Scrasamax

The well was dug in years beyond memory. The locals still knew to stay away...

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135xp
6 replies
6643 views
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Funeral Gold and Grave Silver By: Scrasamax

Untold years, laying in the deep
Sheltered in the sepulchre earth
Borne by the dead who never speak
Funeral Gold and Grave Silver
Beware the gift
Beware the giver

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285xp
11 replies
20274 views
2 HoHs
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Albus Sintaba By: Scrasamax

'Come in, come in. I knew you were coming.

How did I know? Your brother told me.

Yes, yes I know your brother died in the war several years ago, he has told me all about it.'

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260xp
10 replies
9663 views
2 HoHs
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Norbert the Creepy By: Scrasamax

This might not be suitable for the squeamish or easily offended.

by Scrasamax
340xp
13 replies
13439 views
2 HoHs
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eXtreme Makeover - Necromancer Edition By: Scrasamax

...And then the evil necromancer killed everyone and made them into zombies to do really evil things. I mean really evil, kicking puppies, eating kittens and making lewd sexual gestures at unsuspecting shoppers at Wal-Mart. Yeah and he had a severed head for a hat and was eating a sandwich made out of real lady-fingers...

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140xp
11 replies
36797 views
2 HoHs
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More Realistic Horses and their care and maintainence By: Scrasamax

"There is something about the outside of a horse...that is good for the inside of a man."

Winston Churchill

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445xp
28 replies
25568 views
5 HoHs
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Cruaunte Sword By: Scrasamax

This sword is unique, made only for the Merchant Prince of [insert city] and his loyal band of mercenaries. The Cruaunte is a hand and a half sword, capable of being used with one or two hands, and from horseback or on foot. Thus, the merchant can save both time and money equipping his men with a universally usefull weapon.

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155xp
9 replies
15427 views
1 HoH
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Tannhauser Street By: Scrasamax

Tannhauser is a working class neighboorhood. No nobles will be found perusing it's small market square, or the few shops there. The wealthy and powerful have holdings and investments in Tannhauser, but few would be willing to be seen on those dank streets.

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85xp
3 replies
6042 views
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WWMWBI - Genuine Anagathics Were Available By: Scrasamax

The desire for immortality is a common one, given our innate fear of death. We share the same desire for immortality of our characters. Potions of immortality are often fakes, while spells of unending life invariably turn the caster into a vampire, or a liche or some other evil creature.

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90xp
13 replies
8936 views
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The Tattered By: Scrasamax

The Tattered are driven by hatred. All their lives they have done without, and given a chance to close in on those who 'have' they kill with disturbing intensity.

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195xp
6 replies
6771 views
2 HoHs
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Satur Nox By: Scrasamax

There is a place where only the foolhardy and the greedy dare to go. Why do I say foolhardy, because of all of the poor souls who have entered that dark place...none have yet to return.

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140xp
5 replies
8449 views
1 HoH
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Estate Sale - Lot 15 By: Scrasamax

'And now Ladies, Lords, and Gentlemen,' I bring your attention to Lot 15. This is nice collection of goods that I am sure you will find interesting. If you see anything that peaks your interest, buy it and the entire lot for cheap. Now I start the bidding at .....'

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210xp
11 replies
9469 views
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Pixie Flowers By: Scrasamax

Pixie flowers are small flowering ground cover. The plant itself is a creeping vine that can cover the side of a building like an ivy.

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145xp
7 replies
9755 views
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Whimsical Flora By: Scrasamax

All too often, a new magical creature, or plant is not seen with wonder or awe, but rather a keen eye for exploitation. In the often violent and brutal realm of role-playing, the wonders of nature are often overlooked, and never realized. I though I would start this thread to see if anyone else had any ideas along these lines. With that being said, may I present...

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304xp
15 replies
56941 views
6 HoHs
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Madam Pernouds Alehouse By: Scrasamax

Located in the lower part of the community, Pernouds is the epitome of sleazey establishments. The floors are dirty and smell of excretement, urine, and worse. The chairs are ramshackle built, and the tables are all in poor shape.

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230xp
13 replies
10514 views
1 HoH