Strolen's Citadel: The Final Tests of All Tests Ever By Strolen

Once there was turtacular lad, he deffernicated quite well and it brought him to hell, but he was a scallicious cad and at math, not quite bad. so, he excaped the abyss, and nothijng was a miss, with the curve... of a bell.

My booty lies over the ocean. My booty dies over the sea. My booty belies my grooty so nooty and tooty to thee.

And now... a duet by the bassbringerbrothers-

"I like the ocean." - "And I loves the sea!"

"I've got a potion!" - "And I've gots to pee!"

"Could you spare some sun loation?" - "Not now, cuz I thought that was a tree!"

So we can edit the main sub but not the user submitted subs...

In a septic tank, there lived a guy named Hank.

Hank was sincere, but most of all, if asked a question he always replied frank... ly.

Some would call him blunt, most of all the kid living in the toilet, he was such a *beeep* *initiate translation* *bzzzzpt* = RUNT.

"Alas" said Hank, "let us hunt, the giant slug of Silmars grunt.....ssssshhh"

A man once asked me out on a date –

I never before thought he was straight.

But betwixt his thighs –

I was right, a surprise!

Turns out that “his” name was Kate.

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2010-11-14 02:07 PM » Link: [6055#75705|text] |

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Strolen

2010-11-14 02:53 PM » Link: [6055#75709|text] |

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Moonlake

2010-11-14 05:42 PM » Link: [6055#75714|text] |

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Testing. :p

Wait... who put that Booyah! in there? Get your Booyah! out of my comment :D0xp

Pieh

2010-11-14 06:03 PM » Link: [6055#75715|text] |

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Michael Jotne Slayer

2010-11-21 01:52 PM » Link: [6055#75827|text] |

A short story for telepaths

You know what I mean.

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slartibartfast

2010-11-22 02:15 PM » Link: [6055#75875|text] |

And then Jon was a demon

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Scrasamax

2010-11-23 01:48 PM » Link: [6055#75919|text] |

I refuse to put any addition to this crazy nightmare... oh crap.

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Mourngrymn

2010-11-23 11:15 PM » Link: [6055#75931|text] |

Yes.

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Michael Jotne Slayer

2011-04-13 08:53 PM » Link: [6055#77425|text] |

She turned sideways three times and disappeared, lost like a line in the sand when the ride went out of the driveway, and the sand went out of the man like a sandbag goes under the water when the Katrina cleaned up a good place to leave and a good time for leaving, so she turned sideways three times and never feared.0xp

forganthus

2012-05-23 01:12 AM » Link: [6055#81556|text] |

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Strolen
2010-11-14 01:28 PM

Update: Working on the Wiki

Pieh
2010-11-20 06:43 AM

5xp

Lol, I was expecting that to happen. It adds your name to the author list each time you edit.

Strolen
2010-11-21 03:23 AM

Update: No whammies, no whammies......STOP.

manfred
2010-11-21 12:47 PM

Not bad at all.

Actually, it's pretty bad... but I still like it! 4/5

manfred
2010-11-21 01:20 PM

I think it's gotten worse... 5/5!

manfred
2010-11-21 01:24 PM

4/5

manfred
2010-11-21 01:33 PM

3/5, going down!

manfred
2010-11-21 01:38 PM

4/5 again!

Nafar
2010-11-21 01:38 PM

how does this work?

Michael Jotne Slayer
2010-11-21 01:53 PM

3/5

Strolen
2010-11-21 02:34 PM

:) Thanks! I disagree with your obscenely low vote, but to each their own.

manfred
2010-11-21 02:11 PM

No, 5/5!

manfred
2010-11-21 02:14 PM

manfred
2010-11-21 02:21 PM

Ehh, 4/5 should suffice.

valadaar
2010-11-21 07:06 PM

Ah Hates this piece of bargage! :P

Black Jack Rackham
2010-11-21 07:41 PM

While I gave it a low vote, I gotta say I really enjoyed the following,

"...and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no..."

But I am confused, early on you say, "Idea Number one " But near the end, you also say, "Idea Number one" I'm a bit confused, could you explain more thoroughly?

Mark

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Pieh
2010-11-21 11:04 PM

BRILLIANT WORK, EVERYONE!

Does it work?

Pieh
2010-11-22 03:58 AM

Hey, I wanted to write some more nonsense! Where did the edit button go?

slartibartfast
2010-11-22 02:18 PM

Almost (but not quite) worthy of a HoH...

Strolen
2010-11-23 04:24 AM

Anybody level 3 and up should be able to directly edit this sub. Feel free to do so but please keep the quality that has been maintained thus far. We are going for Golden material on this one.

Gibbley Gork

Ouroboros
2010-11-23 01:06 PM

Whatever you guys are having, I want some....

Michael Jotne Slayer
2011-04-13 08:55 PM

I feel that this is lacking and I am re-voting. Here, have a 1/5 everyone.

Murometz
2011-04-13 09:31 PM

You just can't recognize abstractiticism when its staring you in the face. 5/5

Silveressa
2012-05-10 11:03 PM

Interesting concept, and worthy of a small contribution. Hard to top the septic tank kid but I'll give it a shot.

forganthus
2012-05-23 01:14 AM

Trying to contribute made me realize how hard it is to make sense all the time. 5/5 for giving my subconscious a chance to type something once in a while.

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