Beet Gun - A magical wand that looks like a stick. Can send out a bolt of force about the size of a small shield once a day.
Beet sword - A magically hardened blade made from Beet’s own hair/grass. Not particulally durable, but renewable.
Beet bomb - Ok, not really an item, as occasional flatulence.
6 foot, 3 inches tall (4 foot 4 without the hair) A deep purple round body with banded horizontal ridges. No apparent features, but does posses spindly arms and legs.
After being the unfortunate bystander to recieve several spells being targeted at other people, Beet, formerlly an oversized root vegetable, was doused in the combined bloods of a mutually destructive chaos mage and void dragon. His conciousness sprung into being shortly after.
With no identity and two improbable corpses for parents, Beet left to see what the world can hold for him.
Often misunderstood and feared, Beet no the less has seen pain in others similar to the pain he experinced as a tuber. He wanders the lands to find those that cause pain and see it dealt to them so that they might have a point of reference for comparision.
“A beet walks into a bar with a duck under his arm…”
He’s serious about what he does, which only makes things sillier. Toss in to remind the players that they can never know what to expect around the corner.