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Ted
Corran's Self-Closing Chamber Pot By: Ted

Even the most despicable and evil Tyrant will be convinced they pale in comparison to this monstrosity.

by Ted
295xp
24 replies
3914 views
1 HoH
Agar
Princess Matriax's Defender By: Agar

Princess Matriax was the daughter of Lord Greybaer, known from the war as "The Butcher of ..." a handful of towns and a couple provinces. If that wasn't enough, the princess had her own guard, troupe of guards, that was hers to see trained and use as she see fit.

She didn't need a defender, not in the sense of some bodyguard. She was quick to take offense, because it amused her to have an excuse to strike people herself, to "quell the insurgents" herself.

She uses her purse to bash people. Her purse is her defender.

by Agar
155xp
11 replies
5907 views
1 HoH
CaptainPenguin
the Upheld Lantern By: CaptainPenguin

The wall unsealed, Mirror Serpent peered inside, ready to gaze upon the riches within. But he recoiled. There was only a withered corpse, and in its hands, a flickering lantern...

by CaptainPenguin
45xp
14 replies
6662 views