axlerowes's Lifeforms - ( 9 )

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The Gromgrom Bush By: axlerowes

An evergreen shurbery that can forsee the future. Also a very sought after item for high end landscaping.

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18xp
7 replies
1349 views
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The Dwarven Beard Explained By: axlerowes

A 100 word Sci-fi explanation as to why Dwarves can never shave and why the beard truly is a matter of life and death.

by axlerowes
38xp
17 replies
2157 views
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The Martell Griffin and the 8th Plague of Lake Superior By: axlerowes

All you need to stop a brain is a bullet.

by axlerowes
81xp
6 replies
2395 views
5 HoHs
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The Saulberry By: axlerowes

The food of the Gods: specifically a bitter sappy God.

by axlerowes
9xp
6 replies
1858 views
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The Bank By: axlerowes

Act now and receive a 0.9% APR for 6 months on any home or personal loan, and walk away with 1000 frequent flyer miles*



*Usage limited to those departing Lagos, Nigeria or Fairbanks, USA.

by axlerowes
21xp
6 replies
1908 views
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Beardspiders By: axlerowes

Beard grooming is a life-long process divided between two schools of thought: harsh mineral treatments or more the natural approach. The popular naturalist approach requires beard-spiders that live off lice, fleas and other small insects.

by axlerowes
59xp
19 replies
4746 views
1 HoH
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The Hemangini Flying Squirrel By: axlerowes

100 word pest

by axlerowes
24xp
10 replies
2750 views
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Sivvers By: axlerowes

'Sivver is the common name given to crystalline parasites, which interact with the nervous systems of carbon based Chordate life forms.'

Definition of the word Sivver provided by the Galactic Scouting Guild's Almanac

'The Sivvers are an alien weapon that turns people into murderous glass sweating zombies.'

Uwell Ofmobile, retired Galactic Scout

by axlerowes
107xp
17 replies
3136 views
5 HoHs
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Ghostchasers By: axlerowes

Ghostchasers are small nocturnal birds that have the ability to see what normal humans and most other animals cannot.

by axlerowes
38xp
10 replies
3387 views
1 HoH