axlerowes's Lifeforms - ( 9 )

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The Gromgrom Bush By: axlerowes

An evergreen shurbery that can forsee the future. Also a very sought after item for high end landscaping.

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85xp
7 replies
1483 views
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The Dwarven Beard Explained By: axlerowes

A 100 word Sci-fi explanation as to why Dwarves can never shave and why the beard truly is a matter of life and death.

by axlerowes
175xp
17 replies
2301 views
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The Martell Griffin and the 8th Plague of Lake Superior By: axlerowes

All you need to stop a brain is a bullet.

by axlerowes
260xp
6 replies
2568 views
5 HoHs
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The Saulberry By: axlerowes

The food of the Gods: specifically a bitter sappy God.

by axlerowes
60xp
6 replies
2034 views
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The Bank By: axlerowes

Act now and receive a 0.9% APR for 6 months on any home or personal loan, and walk away with 1000 frequent flyer miles*



*Usage limited to those departing Lagos, Nigeria or Fairbanks, USA.

by axlerowes
105xp
6 replies
2018 views
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Beardspiders By: axlerowes

Beard grooming is a life-long process divided between two schools of thought: harsh mineral treatments or more the natural approach. The popular naturalist approach requires beard-spiders that live off lice, fleas and other small insects.

by axlerowes
225xp
19 replies
5084 views
1 HoH
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The Hemangini Flying Squirrel By: axlerowes

100 word pest

by axlerowes
190xp
10 replies
2894 views
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Sivvers By: axlerowes

'Sivver is the common name given to crystalline parasites, which interact with the nervous systems of carbon based Chordate life forms.'

Definition of the word Sivver provided by the Galactic Scouting Guild's Almanac

'The Sivvers are an alien weapon that turns people into murderous glass sweating zombies.'

Uwell Ofmobile, retired Galactic Scout

by axlerowes
370xp
17 replies
3271 views
5 HoHs
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Ghostchasers By: axlerowes

Ghostchasers are small nocturnal birds that have the ability to see what normal humans and most other animals cannot.

by axlerowes
200xp
10 replies
3522 views
1 HoH