An evergreen shurbery that can forsee the future. Also a very sought after item for high end landscaping.

A 100 word Sci-fi explanation as to why Dwarves can never shave and why the beard truly is a matter of life and death.

All you need to stop a brain is a bullet.

The food of the Gods: specifically a bitter sappy God.

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Beard grooming is a life-long process divided between two schools of thought: harsh mineral treatments or more the natural approach. The popular naturalist approach requires beard-spiders that live off lice, fleas and other small insects.

100 word pest

'Sivver is the common name given to crystalline parasites, which interact with the nervous systems of carbon based Chordate life forms.'

Definition of the word Sivver provided by the Galactic Scouting Guild's Almanac

'The Sivvers are an alien weapon that turns people into murderous glass sweating zombies.'

Uwell Ofmobile, retired Galactic Scout

Ghostchasers are small nocturnal birds that have the ability to see what normal humans and most other animals cannot.