Everybody is a short, wizened old man, wearing a red cloak that conceals all of his face in darkness except for his nose and white beard. He can usually be seen in a tavern, mumbling angrily about “namedroppers” and “knowitalls”.
“Hah! Youhei is still alive, and he’s living in an invisible palace in the mountains! Everybody knows that!”
“Dammit! I’m sick of this!”
The mumbling in the bar ceased as an ancient looking old man, wearing a red robe, stood up on his bar stool. The man was screaming quite angrily, saliva flying from his mouth.
“You namedroppers are always saying: Everybody knows this! Everybody knows that! Well for Sun God’s sakes, I’m Everybody! And I don’t know if Youhei is living in a magic house in the mountains! I don’t know if the Emperor is really a doppleganger or not! I don’t know if grog will cure a hangover! So SHUT UP!!!”
With that, the old man named Everbody leapt from his stool and stomped out of the tavern.
Everybody is just an ancient man who is tired of people namedropping. The outburst above is quite common in taverns wherever he goes, and he has recently considered quitting the tavern scene altogether. His wife thinks that this is a splendid idea, because she thinks that all the anger is bad for his heart.