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XP	2,680
Level	9
Level Title	Guild Master of Idea Hounding

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slartibartfast	Gauntlets of Strength: A detailed analysis By: slartibartfast A slightly different spin on a magic item commonly found in the typical adventurer's arsenal. Items Equipment Listing Magical magic gloves	by slartibartfast 265^xp 11 replies 4225 views 1 HoH
slartibartfast	Rod of the Grand Vizier By: slartibartfast 'Healing? No, I'm fine; really. I'll heal up the next time we rest; not now. Thanks.' Items Wand/Staff/ Arcane Magical	by slartibartfast 125^xp 8 replies 3226 views
slartibartfast	Arista the Protector By: slartibartfast "Did you remember to wash behind your ears?" Items Armor Sentient	by slartibartfast 195^xp 10 replies 3883 views

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Forganthus

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CaptainPenguin

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