Before there was the National Enquirer, there was Kaboo.

Outtakes from the duo's many travels beyond the Polished Sea, cataloging some of the stranger creatures they encountered.

E'Scatonia's demon-wrought strongbox held her favorite things.

Despair! Despair! The Dread Crow’s Glare!

They consumed Great G'bod. They partook of the Giant Slug's flesh.

Destroyer of Dynasties, Killer of Kings, Bane of Broods, Curse of the Ruling Elite!

Vog's Children, the Lava-Oil Symbiotes

For the coddling of the weak and mewling shall one day be the Downfall of All Races!

—Morkoel Rasher, denouncing Moleskin in verse.

Pets mind you. Not exotic monster companions. No saddled dire-boars to be found here. No purple worm caravans.

A higly misunderstood flora.

Beware the amphibious wolves my child, and most of all, avoid the red-eyed crow!

The Jesk family inn.

Forsooth!! (whatever the hell that means)

Ever since I bought a copy of Jeffrey Kacirk's Forgotten Words tome, I have become somewhat obsessed with, well...forgotten words. As you read these bizarre, often-silly, and sometimes downright sensible words, phrases and their meanings, you may discover what I did. It seemed that almost every term I came across, instilled some sort of fantasy rpg idea in my head.

I propose a challenge for all word-lovers! Pick any one and do a submission featuring and inspired by said word. Simple enough right? I tried to pick some of the jucier ones.

This can be added to in three ways. Firstly as mentioned, as an entire submission based on one word or phrase. Secondly, more funky archaic terms can be added alphabetically as scrolls, and thirdly, just by using a word or two in future submissions.

If nothing else, these words can be used to pleasantly pepper one's writing!

30 unique ships, for those times when you need one on the fly. The class or type of each ship is provided. Included are three odd ones from the pages of history.

A short tale about a shovel, a spade, and two trowels

'When in disgrace with fortune and men's eyes
I all alone beweep my outcast state,
And trouble deaf heaven with my bootless cries,'

-Shakespeares 29th Sonnet.

The City of Bells, home of Bornegault's Tongue.

*Sphhisshh* *Sphhissh* *Sphhissh*

We all remember our first loves!...Thats right! I mean our first rpg characters of course. For many of us, it included a ratty piece of paper, a #2 pencil, and six sided die. Didnt need much more than that back then :D.

Got this idea while reminiscing with Scras. Just post your first character, a few lines to a paragraph, thats all I ask. In the words of Fiddler on the Roof, 'Those were the days my friends.'

During certain years, people in Akgku claim to observe a green flame coming from the sea and erupting upward. It can be observed from a distance of two days' journey or more. After burning for a considerable time, the flame disappears.

—Falklyde Wodinger, Haraconian scholar, in route to wondrous Udross and legendary Akgku.