Dozus's Hall of Honour Submissions - ( 35 )

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Lescelina the Witch Queen By: Dozus
'Dat woman... She was terrible to behold. Terrible but beautiful. She sat on a great throne, surrounded by her gatorfolk servants. She stood and she looked mighty angry. She look down at me an' Tergryn an' de rest, and she yell in some strange tongue - de elf-folk, I tink. She had a fury in her soul, an' I could feel her evil eye on me. Doric - hui, poor Doric! - she had 'er gatorfolk slash his belly wit' his claws and tore out his entrails. De gobbled dem up... Poor Doric...'
- Jorif Grisold, survivor

She is the high priestess of Jampiri, the outcast of the Kanaar, the guardian of the gatorfolk. Swynmoor's resident witch is powerful and knowledgeable, keeping the natural balance in the swamps.

by Dozus
225xp
12 replies
4663 views
1 HoH
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Goeric's Bountiful Creel By: Dozus

What appears to be a simple fisherman's basket has a storied past and secret usage.

by Dozus
255xp
12 replies
9529 views
1 HoH
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Apox, Sunderer of Vautu By: Dozus

"Their so-called god, it is claimed, loves, and thus love is their virtue. Foolishness! Love is only fear of loss, and fear is among the keenest of weapons in our arsenal. Let us turn their virtue onto itself, and draw more souls into the Devouring Maw."
- The Paragon, address to his Overlords, in the second year of the Sectarian Wars

by Dozus
180xp
6 replies
6126 views
1 HoH
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Sekkitan blood diamonds By: Dozus

'In the Black, dead souls creep
Seeking vengence without sleep.
Sacrificed for precious stones,
Rend they now flesh and bones.
Bloody staind and drenched in tears,
Stones cry out to one who hears,
Ă‚â€˜Treachery has sown the seeds!
Now you'll be the one who bleeds!
Wear us well, you who brave,
Next you'll be in the grave!''
- Tas-Vessina's curse

by Dozus
320xp
11 replies
9474 views
3 HoHs
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The Dog Pit Public House By: Dozus

'Bristlebane ale. Tall.'

Mathus looked up. He didn't recognize the man ordering, but he seemed the type: muscles beneath a layer of fat, a snarling expression with most of his teeth missing, fists like summer hams. 'You want it in a bottle?'

'From the tap.'

Mathus nodded. 'This way,' he said, stepping from behind the bar and into the back room, the 'customer' following.

A fresh-faced young man sitting at the bar looked around, confused. 'Bristlebane? Sounds adventurous.'

'You couldn't handle it, son,' an older man said from across the plank bar with a hint of derision. 'It'd right kick your ass.'

by Dozus
175xp
11 replies
5099 views
1 HoH
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Buckfowl By: Dozus

A common domestic animal in the Siogalish household, the buckfowl isn't much different from a chicken at first. Until you get a look at its head.

by Dozus
205xp
6 replies
3237 views
2 HoHs
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Teldus, the Great Demathan Stuntsman By: Dozus

Failure. For most, it is an occasional streak of bad luck to be suffered. For others... well, it's a living.

by Dozus
205xp
8 replies
5231 views
2 HoHs
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Marching Barnacles By: Dozus

'Jones, when was the last time ye cleared yer hulls?'
'Mm, a few months back. Why?'
'Yer ship. She's comin' outta the water.'

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470xp
20 replies
13929 views
5 HoHs
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War Forbici By: Dozus

The sight of a war forbici on the battle field makes some laugh, others fearful, and some simply confused. In well-trained hands, however, it can be a lethal weapon.

by Dozus
235xp
12 replies
10520 views
1 HoH
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30+ Kings By: Dozus

A minor mess of magnates for myriad monarchies.

Now with Scroll functions! Add your own!

by Dozus
295xp
20 replies
16062 views
1 HoH
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The Sectarian Wars - A History By: Dozus

'Woe, brethren! What hath these gods wrought? For a thousand suns we have had peace, and now in an instant the light is being extinguished. How can any survive in these Wars of the Sects?'
- Arbiter Ariston Nikomachus

The Continent and its faiths have thrived with little fuss for a millenium. And now, with a few holy words, all of heaven, earth, and hell seem to be at war...

by Dozus
242xp
12 replies
10551 views
1 HoH
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Siren Fungus By: Dozus

A parasitic mold with an unusual lifecycle and powerful mind-control properties.

by Dozus
155xp
6 replies
2625 views
1 HoH
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The Sanctuary of Sumuho By: Dozus

The powerful wizard Sumuho styled himself as a god and was worshipped far and wide. After his fall, his vast temple sank into the desert long ago. What secrets lie in the Sanctuary of Sumuho?

by Dozus
350xp
19 replies
12496 views
3 HoHs
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The Eye of Seenu By: Dozus

'As he said this he blessed them with his amulet that held the Firestone, which is called also Seenu's Eye. Immediately the priestesses began to praise Tinay, and the people were greatly amazed.'

- The Gospel of Dorcas, 7:20-21

by Dozus
135xp
4 replies
3344 views
1 HoH
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A Selection of Silly Hats By: Dozus

A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat. -P.J. O'Rourke

by Dozus
395xp
35 replies
12878 views
5 HoHs