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September 25, 2011, 1:51 pm

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"Such a curious candle... it burns...with no wick?"

Ethertallow is simply animal fat, usually beef or mutton, that has been exposed to a trickle of ethereal energy over the course of a week. 

This is usually done by storing the tallow in a phial with contaminated water, which the fat soaks up slowly.

While the tallow goes in usually whitish in color, it usually emerges from the phial a dark purple, nearly black, with the consistency and malleability of wax. It is flammable, though not in the traditional sort of way. When exposed to flame or ignition, the fire goes from it's normal warm, orange-yellow color to a cool blue, or in some cases a near black blaze, that bathes the area in a subtle, clear light. It burns hovering impossibly over the tallow, seemingly floating above it about half an inch.

Ethertallow has a couple redeeming features that make it a good alternative to traditional light sources.

Gives off no heat

Of course, this makes Ethertallow a fairly useless bonfire starter. Ethertallow fire is, as you might have guessed, Ethereal in nature and thus traditional rules of physics do not apply. One can run their hand through Ethertallow fire with no worries of being burnt, though the threat of exposure to Ether is ever present. Of course, this makes those who delve into caves, mines and ruins much less susceptible to creatures who can sense the thermal image of a torch from miles away. 


Again, you won't be making any signal fires with this, but in tight, enclosed corridors one need not worry about asphyxiating their friends, or occluding their visibility with a smoky Alitol-soaked (kerosene) or wood torch.

A little goes a long way

Wax is expensive, and it doesn't last long. Ethertallow, per pound, is the same price, though it burns for at least three times as long. And it's easy to shape into whatever figure it need be shaped into. With no pesky wick, the Ethertallow can be easily made both decorative and functional.

Keeps the beasties away

Most animals native to the material plane have evolved enough to sense the presence of Ether. Wild animals especially have honed into this sense, and take the presence of Ether as a dangerous threat. Even the small, trace amounts of Ether found in Ethertallow can be detected by most wild animals, causing them to stay on the periphery of those using Ethertallow torches.

OF COURSE you have to worry about the small amounts of Ether located in the tallow. As mentioned before, most animals native to the physical plane tend to shy away from Ethereal objects, which is why sorcerers and wizards often have a hard time keeping pets around. But there are those creatures, the abberations, that have been tainted by the Ether, and may be drawn to it's scent.

Finding a proprietor of Ethertallow is always tricky, as the process for forming it is usually left to Wizards and sorcerers, or Apothecarions with a penchant for dealing with hazardous chemicals or, in this case, immaterial extraplanar substances. And then of course, theres always the slight chance of overexposure to Ether, through the Ethertallow. Even a little, may potentially, be too much.

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Voted Cheka Man
September 25, 2011, 11:44

Useful. A slightly radioactive torch.

Voted Scrasamax
September 27, 2011, 0:44

A wicked idea, a twisted man finds victims and allows them to launguish and then perish of ether poisoning, then he renders the fat from their bodies creating ethertallow that is tainted with both necromantic resonance. These ghastly candles function exactly like ethertallow, but anything in the presence of the flame will not heal, plants will not grow, and the like.

September 27, 2011, 11:06
write up an idea scroll!
Voted OmegaDraco
February 15, 2012, 16:36

I like it! Super simple but very tastful. 5/5

Voted Strolen
May 13, 2012, 13:06
I was leaning forward to read about the side effects! Still a great idea that has lots of possibilities!
Voted Murometz
March 14, 2014, 19:57


I read this line----"But there are those creatures, the abberations, that have been tainted by the Ether, and may be drawn to it's scent"---and immediately picture a stodgy old wizard, deep in his cups, sitting at his cluttered desk, inside his snug little demesne, mumbling and examining glyphs in some book. It is the dead of winter. A blizzard rages outside. His half-dozen lit ethertallow candles flicker due to the drafts. Unbeknownst to the wizard, some kind of bizarre, other-worldly abomination is at his window, peeking inside, its ragged breathing drowned out by the wind...

As Strolen mentions, a few side effects would be swell, and Scrasamax's idea rocks!

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