The Pig King, the great tyrant, the King who's hunger cannot be sated.
Some sovereigns prefer a different sort of tax from their subjects - whether freely given, or taken by force.
Kor’na’Nath is the man who has done what, in ancient times, was considered impossible. He has united the men of the Kel’Regar, to provide a skeleton by which they may survive the world outside Regar.
Maybe in the future, you can earn money by allowing yourself to be possessed by the genius loci of Taco Bell. And then it just spews ads out of your mouth during all the times you aren't using it.