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hylandpad	The Biv By: hylandpad A scholar and his student sat in the garden, drinking wine, breaking bread and pondering. And so the student asked the scholar "O' great and wise Master please answer to me this; what word should describe the practice every man and every woman should do at all times?" With no hesitance, the scholar replied "O' learned disciple, 'Reciprocity' is the word ye seek." - The Biv, Tome of Life, The Ethical Collections (6), Parable 32 Systems Societal/ Cultural Defining	by hylandpad 95^xp 5 replies 3411 views
hylandpad	The Sigurdian Bowgun By: hylandpad "The Sigurdian style Bowgun is the most popular recent take on the common Arbalest. While it has been commonplace in the Sigurdian kingdoms and in Caern for over half a century, it has only recently found use on the continent - but it looks like it's here to stay." -Daaren Hurst, Imperial Master at Arms Items Ranged Weapons Combat	by hylandpad 100^xp 15 replies 2646 views
hylandpad	Prophets and Sorcerers By: hylandpad "I saw him! The Sorcerer! His skin cracked and glowed like it was smoldering beneath. His eyes burned like Sol and Radia. He spoke with a voice like a legion of hellspawn, in a strange tongue that parted the skies and reigned fire down upon the earth." -Excerpt from Mycenae's Dissertation on Sorcerers. Lifeforms Ethereal Any	by hylandpad 171^xp 13 replies 3474 views
hylandpad	The Kandolari By: hylandpad "I have no love for these aliens." -Jax the Chronicler Lifeforms Intelligent Species City/ Ruin	by hylandpad 90^xp 10 replies 2561 views
hylandpad	Ether and Ethereal Magicks By: hylandpad "Sorry?! There's nothing to be sorry about boy! That was a conflagration worthy of my applause, my commendation even. Now excuse me, I have to go don new robes. These are a bit...burnt." -Circle Master Caius Aurelias, to his Apprentice Idimus Systems Mystical Defining	by hylandpad 205^xp 11 replies 4499 views 3 HoHs

“ The PCs are exploring the catacombs beneath a Colosseum-in-Rome type of structure, when they come across a foul-smelling, stagnant, ankle-deep with algae, public mass latrine. Countless urinals of marble, line this rather large chamber equally crafted of marble. Whatever system of plumbing once worked here, has not in many years. Old graffiti lines the stained,dirty walls, prominently bolded are such intellectual poetic musings as, 'Urine For It Now', 'I Pee Therefore It Comes' and 'Now Urine Trouble'. A few moments after the PCs get to take in this unpleasant location, they hear the low rumbling of ancient plumbing and rather large Urine Elemental rises like a great, wet, wave of filth to attack them. The creature reeks and exudes noxious debilitating fumes, while its liquid strikes burn flesh like acid.”

Murometz

“ The party has found the source of the strange creatures roaming the countryside. The rift in this reality glows with a silver hue, rippling with the wind but never moving. They step through and are immediately assaulted with the scent of rotting meat, some have to muster all their strength not to vomit. Strange cries similar to the beasts the party had faced before can be heard in the distance. Looking around, they see they are in a forest of grey and red rather than the normal brown and green. The trees are sticky to the touch and writhe, perhaps to get away or perhaps as a warning. The deeper the party goes, the more the forest seems to slither and move underfoot. The cries get closer and more numerous. Creatures lurk in the shadows, all the same color of their surroundings. Whatever the party came in here for, they had better do it fast. The forest of flesh is waking up, and it is so very hungry.”

Kid Cannibal

“ A place where scratching an itch is seen as highly rude.The problem is, it's full of biting insects.”

Cheka Man