“ Game Cliche 3.
Every country in the world will have exactly one town in it, except for the main country, which will have three.”
“ Maybe in the future, you can earn money by allowing yourself to be possessed by the genius loci of Taco Bell. And then it just spews ads out of your mouth during all the times you aren't using it.”
“ A comet flies through the sky every so many years. During this time no fire is able to be lit anywhere the comet is visible.”