Welcome to the Interplanar Census Bureau!

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You've been pressed into community service for breaking interplanar law. You're going to have to be clever to finish their impossible tasks efficiently and get your sentence commuted, all while playing by the rules (at least while the Inevitables are watching).

This is a lighthearted series of adventures intended for characters level 8-12 in the Planescape setting. It's what happens when a game of Paranoia is set in Dungeons and Dragons.

NOTICE

Pursuant to interplanar law 17.30.288.9471 section LXII subsection Q paragraph 7 you are hereby sentenced to 10 cycles (7591 Native Material Subplane 29a9.8q89.122 days) of community service. You have been assigned to interplanar census task force 67.87.65. Report to probation officer Katrina Hart in Mechanus 8.241 hours from your receipt of this notice or face further penalty. Sentencing eligible for commutation on good behavior.

The Mechanus Department of Law shall not be held liable for any loss or damage suffered as a result of sentences served.

Welcome to the Interplanar Census Bureau!

As the multiverse’s premier statistical agency we are dedicated to making the planes a better place. Being an “on-the-ground” census taker gives you the opportunity to expand your network and test your skills in a variety of challenging environments! Our employees also receive a host of benefits including industry-leading health insurance, disability insurance, life insurance, and dental plans.*

This new employee package contains the following forms which should be completed prior to your first day of employment:

Form OF-306: Acknowledgement of Responsibilities and Conduct

Form SF-525: Self Identification of Interplanar Travel Disabilities

Form CD-314: Declaration of Personal Equipment for Reimbursement

Form CD-181: Emergency Contact Information

Form SA-1187A: Will and Testament

Congratulations Enumerator 823487, your first assignment is in Sigil where you will take a census (Age, Gender, Ethnicity, Quantity) of the Dabus.

Tip! Be sure to avoid the Lady of Pain.
Tip! Make sure you don't anger the Lady of Pain.
Tip! Pack some don't anger the Lady of Pain.

*Benefits not available for those serving community sentencing.

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The Needy Dead

Murometz

The PCs are hired by undead to rid their village community of an invasive necromancer.

As the PCs make their way, wherever they are going, they spot two zombies. The zombies approach but before the cleric can turn them, one starts throwing coins at the PCs while the other pleads with them, unable to pronounce the letters "L" and "H" due to some missing gums. "Peeth issen...no 'arm...coin...peeth issen!"

If the PCs don't slaughter the two zombies immediately, they will eventually come to learn that the two were chosen to find help by their brethren. The zombies want to hire the PCs to rid their community of an unwanted pest. An opportunistic necromancer.

Apparently, a small benign community of undead have taken residence in an abandoned village, living out their undeath as peacefully as the undead can. Recently, a malicious necromancer has invaded the village, and plans to enslave the entire populace with his malignant spells, raising a small army.

The PCs must battle the vile necromancer, even as he animates the very folks who hired the PCs in the first place, to slaughter them.

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