The Tale of Koboldi

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Downsit, you, you and you! Story tell of Koboldi rise to Island King!

Past! Days of Big One and Tree-Thing! Time long go! Koboldi not special. Koboldi humble and kind. Big One mighty dragon, black, strong. Tree-Thing stupid, shoot bow at things.

Heal Tree-Thing many time. He hurt easy. Big One hurt not much. Koboldi travel far. Bow storm cause great hurt in men. Koboldi tired from heal. Heal hard. Big One and Tree-Thing fight. Kill many. Big One kill more than Tree-Thing. Koboldi there when fat kneel on floor and drop sword. People cheer and Koboldi get shiny medal.

People not kick Koboldi after shiny medal!

Big One and Tree-Thing gather great shiny coins with Koboldi. Koboldi get rich. Richer than Tree-Thing. Koboldi find other Kobolds stupid. Hard find Tree-Thing smarter than other Kobolds. But true. Koboldi show Kobolds riches, get attacked. Big One scary, loud cough. Burns Kobolds.

Listen after, Kobolds do. Koboldi makes peace. Man-thing no kill Kobold-things. Kobold-things get on boat, travel new land.

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New land sucks. Tree-Thing smell all places. Man-things are ugly. Man-things attack Kobolds. Koboldi heals much. Heal hard. Big One and Tree-Thing help not, busy. Koboldi sad.

Man-things get mean. Attack time sooner. Koboldi make choice. Kobolds attack man-things first!

Poly-Ticks Man get angry. Lead man-things bigger group. Try kill Koboldi. Koboldi survive! Koboldi show Poly-Ticks Man butt often. Big One and Tree-Thing bad, want Poly-Ticks man dead. Tree-Thing still stupid.

Nasty hurts. Big One arm almost gone. Koboldi heal good. Poly-Ticks Man get more Hurt. Koboldi not heal good. Island Koboldi's island now.

Koboldi think plans good. Koboldi likes plans.

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Forsht Bligo is a dwarf who loves the taste of blood. He's become quite the connoisseur over the years. Pigs blood, sheeps blood, cow's blood, if it's red and warm, Forsht considers it a delicacy. The fresher and hotter the better. Forsht will often sneak up on cattle, prick them with his dagger, and catch the flowing blood in his orc-skull drinking cup. His life goal is to taste the blood of every living animal. Although he has not yet sampled humanoid blood, he is not averse to doing so if the right opportunity presents itself. He is not particularly unpleasant if approached and can be easily befriended. Its just that he simply can't get enough of the "Juice of Life", as he calls it. Forsht's troubles come in the form of frightened and angry villagers who have proclaimed the misunderstood dwarf a vampire. Since Forsht is amused by this, he does little to dissuade anyone. This will lead to some dicey situations for Forsht in the near future.

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Ted
January 16, 2012, 20:18

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Update: Changing this into a stub- I figure IF any Strolenite were to actually vote, it would be in the dumps!

Dozus
January 18, 2012, 7:21

I don't think it's bad, really. I just don't quite know what to do with it. For one, my Kobaldi is a little rusty, so interpreting what it all means requires some inferencing. For another, I like to have something to hang my gaming hat on - a plot or some other thing that suggests how I can implement it into a game or storyline.

As is, I think it does better as a stub. But I think it does have potential to be subbified with a little more scaffolding and support.

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