Unummodo

"Greetings travellers! You must have had a harsh journey through the desert."

"We didn't see this city was on the map."

"We're just a few like-minded folks trying to keep the world out."

"How many people live here?"

"Just a few of us, and now you."

Surgeon Birds

A big flock can suck a cow bloodless in a few minutes, yet your doctor shows up carrying one around a small birdcage in the tip of his staff.  Maybe you're better off just learning to live with the kidney stones. . .

Dendrognaths

Stay out of the woods.  It's not a place for men.  Not anymore.

Lady Evica

Lady Evica is one of the prides of the Hesayan Church--it shows that even monstrous, overtly sexual, colossal mermaids can be brought to worship in Iasu's light.  Except not really.

30 Simple Rhyming Riddles

Wanderers beware, these gates open not,

Except to those only who the way have bought.

You may purchase the right to pass me by,

By each guessing my riddles. Care to try?

30 Tavern Wenches

Thirty wenches to pour the beer and feed hungry customers. And do other things as well...

T/S Bomb

One of the strangest weapons deployed by Z'pl'rt the Mad

CRTF: Session 6

And the walls came tumbling down...

30 Neko Augmens

Kids today, you can't tell them what to do, right from wrong. When I was a kid we got tattoos and piercings, nowadays they turn themselves into freaking mutants. On purpose!

Any citizen over the age of 30

CRTF: Session 5

Letting one of my players encounter a Raccoon might have been a bad idea... (now with PC summaries written by their respective players.... if everyone does it)