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MoonHunter's comment on 2006-02-03 02:05 PM
Updated: updated for a spelling error Go to Comment
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MoonHunter's comment on 2006-02-03 02:57 PM
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Siren no Orakio's comment on 2004-08-26 03:42 PM
Now I have horrible, horrible visions of zombies shambling abount, muttering 'Chooocolaaaaaaate! Choooocolaaaaaaaate!'. Thanks bunches.

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Shadoweagle's comment on 2004-08-24 10:16 PM
20:48:01 Michael_Jotne_Slayer Melkesjokolade= A norwegian Milk chocolate,..... Nøtter=Nuts

20:48:07 Michael_Jotne_Slayer Want some?

20:48:28 Shadoweagle Melkesjokolade... what an awesome name

20:48:59 Ria_Hawk Cool! *pounces and gobbles it all up*

20:49:38 Michael_Jotne_Slayer Why`? What is awesome about it? Does it sound like a fantasy name for a legendary dragon to you?

20:50:09 Michael_Jotne_Slayer Not meant sarcastic, just wondering...

20:51:28 Shadoweagle It just sounds like such an overly signifigant name, for milk chocolate

20:51:56 Shadoweagle It sounds like some chemical which, when poured on soil, will make evil minions arise from it!

20:51:58 Shadoweagle er...

20:52:03 Shadoweagle or something like that Go to Comment
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Shadoweagle's comment on 2004-08-24 10:24 PM
In training, Michael :D

Someone who had just started learning the dark arts can use this until he is powerful enough to call upon his own undead ^^

Oh, and er, the sick:Creative ratio is about 7:5 Go to Comment
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Scrasamax's comment on 2004-08-24 11:34 PM
It can be a hard life for a fledgling servant of evil, with all of those goody-goody heros running about, all hot a bothered to find a villian to smash up.

I think this would also be a cool potion to use as an assassination poison. The milk chocolate flavor is a really nice touch.

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EchoMirage's comment on 2004-08-25 05:36 AM
Ummm! Tasty! In German, it'd be Milchschokolade. I sure did not know swetts could be used to raise the dead... i just thought they could spoil your teeth and make you fat :D
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EchoMirage's comment on 2004-08-31 07:08 AM
Tell me... the S.O. of a friend of mine will assault any chocolate she sees with a flying leap, and does not break off squares like normal people do ... she BITES the chocolate off, and STUFFS her face with it. 200g in one session is NOT unusual. Go to Comment
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Cheka Man's comment on 2007-12-21 09:16 PM
*puts it in the Christmas stocking of someone who I dislike*. 5/5 Go to Comment
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Michael Jotne Slayer's comment on 2004-08-24 10:23 PM
What can I say?
Funny what an innocent chat may produce when sick/creative minds are involved in the chat...
A question though, can a necromancer that is too weak too create his own living dead be called a necromacer? Go to Comment
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Dragon Lord's comment on 2005-07-29 09:29 AM
Minor point Roack - just because someone is thinking of world domination, doesn't mean he/she is actually powerful enough to be able to do it - more likely he/she is simply deranged (now there's a scenario waiting to happen if ever I saw one)

Now to the Melkesjokolade - chocolate flavoured undead creation potion - what a beautifully sick idea

Considerable difficulty in making it though - balances it out quite nicely - (novice dark mage say "pity about that")

Neat idea - 4/5

BTW Shadoweagle - are you sure the Sick:Creative ratio is that low â I'd have put it at 2:1 at the very least Go to Comment
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Roack's comment on 2005-07-28 08:02 AM
I have problems.
Halow's eve: Crazy twisted Necromancer solidifies Melkesjokolyde and gives it to children. Town overrun with toddler zombies. (S)he then reanimate all the corpses (both the children and their newly slaughtered parents,) and sends them forth to bring him/her new bodies. come next year, (s)he hides his/her minions and starts on another town, repeats this until a significant army is built up, then conquers the world, and posiibly even the multiverse... Go to Comment
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Roack's comment on 2005-07-28 05:43 PM
The potion itself would yes have a short duration, but if (s)he is powerful enough to consider world domination (s)he should be able to cast a few pretty powerful spells... Go to Comment
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Roack's comment on 2005-07-31 05:19 AM
Sorry, should have said Reallistically consider world domination. Go to Comment
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Pariah's comment on 2006-03-19 09:56 PM
Okay, I know I read this before. Just never voted. I like chocolate. Go to Comment
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Murometz's comment on 2006-05-21 10:23 PM
Only voted Go to Comment
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Murometz's comment on 2007-12-21 09:02 PM
Chocolate Milk for Christmas, courtesy of Shadoweagle! Go to Comment
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valadaar's comment on 2012-11-26 07:03 PM
Seems you are back to familiar ground Shadoweagle :). Here's another potion for new and overworked necromancers everywhere... Go to Comment
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Agar's comment on 2004-08-21 05:04 PM
I plan on plastering a few of these on both sides of m shield. Can't be cut. Woot!

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EchoMirage's comment on 2005-04-12 11:02 AM
Oh, soooo difficult... instead of 'can't be cut' fill in: Rips and tears close in one minute. Duh. Go to Comment
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Wet Faeries

       By: Murometz

Sages and naturalists frown at the common name given to these strange creatures by the small folk, but sometimes the silliest nicknames for creatures, places and people persevere in the minds of many. “Purifiers”, “Pond Jellies”, “Breath-Stealers”, “Lung-Ticklers” and “River Butterflies” are much less commonly heard appellations for these life forms. Wet Faeries are basically (and simply) a species of fist-sized, fresh-water jellyfish. Several traits steer them toward the peculiar category however. Firstly, Wet Faeries are nearly invisible in the water, much like their marine cousins but even more so. One can swim in a river swarming with these critters and not even notice their presence. Secondly, they possess the unique ability to clean and purify whatever body of water they inhabit. They do this via some sort of biological filtration process, sucking in all toxins present in the water, and releasing it back in its purest form. Needless to say, they are both a blessing and a curse to whichever folk dwell beside the rivers and lakes Wet Faeries inhabit. On one hand, no purer water can be found anywhere than a Wet Faerie lake or pond, and yet, in “pure” water “life” tends in fact to die out, lacking the needed nutrients to prosper. Thirdly, their “sting” is (unfortunately) virulently poisonous to all mammalians. Wet Faeries are loathe to sting anyone or anything, using their barbed fronds as a last line of defense, but if stung, most swimmers will suffer respiratory arrest, and die within minutes, usually drowning before they can make it back to shore.

Alchemists, druids, and less savory characters have studied these creatures over the years, and have predictably found all the ways Wet Faeries could be exploited. Morbidly humorous, some bards find it, that the Poisoners and Assassins Guilds as well as the Healer’s Union, all prize these creatures. The assassins use the extracted venom in obvious fashion, while the priests and healers use the still-living jelly-fish to sterilize other poison potions and to cure those already poisoned on death’s door.

It is known that a certain Earl Von Trumble keeps his vast castle moat stocked with Wet Faeries, the waters so clear that every bone of every one of his past enemies can be clearly seen on the bottom, twenty two feet below.

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