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Ye Accursed Codde Piece of Red Hatchet
Items  (Armor)   (Cursed)
Dozus's comment on 2006-10-10 07:33 AM
Mmm... Musky... Go to Comment
30 Stalwart Bands
NPCs  (Extras-Horde)   (Travelers)
Dozus's comment on 2007-03-20 11:21 PM
Neat. I like the use of a little deus ex machina with the "Not Appearing In This Film" party. Go to Comment
Vorodon Volgottor
NPCs  (Minor)   (Combative)
Dozus's comment on 2011-04-29 12:20 AM


Ah, I remember Voro! What could be an old RP trope (the dumb half-ogre barbarian) is given great heart with the noble Son of Gorye.


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The Volgotoi
Society/ Organizations  (Ethnic/Cultural)   (Regional)
Dozus's comment on 2014-02-06 11:04 AM
Love the Volgotoi. A great take on ogrish types. Go to Comment
and a ten foot pole.
Items  (Equipment Listing)   (Heroic)
Dozus's comment on 2016-11-14 08:23 AM
Ah, the humble ten foot pole. This is a top favorite community posting of mine. Go to Comment
Inspector Aerex Matare
NPCs  (Character Sheet)   (Criminal/Espionage)
Dozus's comment on 2006-10-05 12:20 AM
The Harpy's Kettle
Aerex wandered into Ganse a few months after his unjust ejection from the Royal Constabulary. He was hoping to find some police work, but would take even bounties as his cash dwindled. As one such bounty was catching his interest, two xaren burst from the floor of the bar. While the rest of the patron scrambled to their weapons, Aerex dove behind the bar hoping to find some weak point. He managed to discover a secret crawl space beneath the bar, but it yielded only a vial of phosophorous and a large mallet. Aerex rushed down the crawlspace corridor only to find himself out on the street. He spied a young thief who had stolen Moruz's circlet, but the town guards thought Aerex was the criminal. He convinced them otherwise, but only after the thief escaped. Matare soon met up with other adventurers from the bar and they decided to pursue the bandits who attacked Talia's caravan. Aerex used his Imperial criminal codex to identify the gang as Jervoe's Tribe. Go to Comment
Axtrami Haiq Ouzala
Items  (Equipment Listing)   (Magical)
Dozus's comment on 2006-10-04 01:11 PM
Where to begin?

This whole concept of sacred weapons and sacrifices is so ancient and yet so nuanced. I love that each Ouzala is so different, and only two are combative.

The characters are *brilliant*. So varied, so simple and yet complex. Each has their own quirks, their own calling to Axtrami.

I could go on, but I wouldn't know what else to say. This is an extraordinary post. Go to Comment
Axtrami Haiq Ouzala
Items  (Equipment Listing)   (Magical)
Dozus's comment on 2014-01-27 08:56 PM
HoH for my favorite sub in the Citadel. Go to Comment
Gehanna's Horror
Lifeforms  (Unique)   (Underground)
Dozus's comment on 2006-10-04 12:16 AM
A fascinating concept. A little fleshing out and it could be very solid. Go to Comment
Brother Aethelstan
NPCs  (Character Sheet)   (Religious)
Dozus's comment on 2006-11-06 12:28 AM
Semper fi, brother! Go to Comment
The Sending of Axtrami
Lifeforms  (Unique)   (Desert)
Dozus's comment on 2013-02-13 03:10 PM
Fantastic story. Go to Comment
Zhâo Wén Jûn, The Morning Lord of Writings
Lifeforms  (Unique)   (City/ Ruin)
Dozus's comment on 2006-09-29 07:55 AM
Love it. Go to Comment
A Gasp of Glass
Dungeons  (Other)   (Style)
Dozus's comment on 2006-08-01 08:54 PM
I weep that it wasn't finished by the quest deadline, but I still look forward to it becoming a submission proper. Excellent idea. Go to Comment
A Gasp of Glass
Dungeons  (Other)   (Style)
Dozus's comment on 2006-09-27 01:23 AM
Absolutely, 100% solid gold. Way to go, Incarnadine. Go to Comment
A Gasp of Glass
Dungeons  (Other)   (Style)
Dozus's comment on 2016-11-15 11:39 AM
If you haven't read this one yet, do yourself a favor. This is one of the best of the Citadel. Go to Comment
Kranno the Skulker and Vonyich Festelgabber
NPCs  (Minor)   (Criminal/Espionage)
Dozus's comment on 2016-12-08 11:34 AM
What a great pair. I wouldn't have thought to put this combo together but you make it work well. Go to Comment
The Airship Firedrake
Items  (Transports)   (Combat)
Dozus's comment on 2006-09-19 10:40 AM
A demon powered engine. Not bad at all. Go to Comment
30 Pirates
NPCs  (Extras-Horde)   (Criminal/Espionage)
Dozus's comment on 2006-09-18 07:18 PM
Pirates! Go to Comment
The Devourer Of Here
Lifeforms  (Unique)   (Other)
Dozus's comment on 2012-10-26 11:42 AM
If one could find some way to attract the Devourer between worlds, it could make a handy tool to "wormhole" between realms. Go to Comment
30 Necromancers
NPCs  (Extras-Horde)   (Mystical)
Dozus's comment on 2015-02-10 01:34 PM
These are great. Go to Comment
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Hooper McFin's Two Shot Portal

       By: dudeington

Now, this ol' ramblin fellow tends to walk his talk a bit too far down the train sometimes.. So I'll be brief in my recantin' of how it was my Tavern "came to bein'" on the multiverse as a weave of it's own spell.. And how I'm even alive to tell the story!

You see it's simple really, trust me.. that's my specialty, keepin it elementary. And you can trust this old Bard.

Anyway, this one night these wizards get a ramblin' on about the temporal exististance of space and time and how it could be manifested in a weave of super dimensional space. whereupon the folded space would give rise to an infinite number of entrances and exits to one or many spaces. Now, seein' how my talkin' sometimes get's locked into the way us folks used to talk back in the ol' west. These wizards didn't know I was a master of the word. and I had heard everything they said. They were also a bit over the wagon, while I was steerin' the show.

So that's how it came to pass, I struck a bargain with the wizards. They come to me in the morning and conjure up their idea into reality and I'd pledge them my life, my existance.. in essence my soul. but in a much nicer sense of the word. So they came by in the morning a half remembering our talks the prior evenin'. And I recanted their words verbatum, and that's how it came to be. The spell was complete that afternoon. My tavern would be the super dimensional cube that would exist in this weave of space and time, folks could come and go as they please, knowin in mind some of the rules and limitations set forth.

A few of 'em as follows.

No feller can be causin a ruckus inside any of my fine establishments, as always rule number one god damnit.

n' second the portal works kinda tricky. When ya outside ya cast the spell and lend your will to luck a bit and regardless the doors to the bar will appear, the windows a luminescent amber.. you can hear the chattee but ya can't see in. And the catch is the door might be locked, in which case you chalk it up to lady luck and go walk off and try again in an hour. Now most times the door pops right open and from the outside you always come in the front door, immediately greeted by myself or one of our many fine patrons of Hooper McFin's Ale & Steakhouse.

Now when ya cast the spell from inside the Tavern, another catch comes up. The back door is mainly a secret for the non-initiated staff and the regulars but for sake of the prose let's assume we all know there's a secret door in the back with a portal there. Now when you go on through this one, you got two scenario's you oughta be aware of. One is ya pop outside relative to the same spot you came out. The other is, you walk back on into this one or another of our many Hooper McFin's Ale & Steakhouse.

so it's a clever quantum railroad I got my tavern and my people's caught on. But, Hey the show's sure as always goin. ohhh' rutin tootin skidoodle -

** And that's it.. that's the only notes I found on the spell, apparently out there somewhere is a Tavern caught on the mighty ebb and flow of the multiverse. Well. at least I can put to rest my torment as to the condition now referred to as "Hooper McFin's Teleportation Paranoia".

Dr. Clarke T. Mulligan - Professional researcher of Time & Space.

Hooper McFin's Ale & Steakhouse

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