"Brutal bugger, but he's handy to have around in a fight!"
"Kobolds have an empire? Since when?"
Picture the wildest rodeo you’ve ever seen. Now picture it half a mile above the earth.
Few things define a ship more than her guardian spirit.
Somewhere, in some reality, something is moving really really fast in that direction.
In theory, he could settle down. But because he’s such a nice guy, he won’t.
The wastes are cruel, and beneath the desolation they hide many secrets.
"Was it… just a dream?"
"Hey, I actually enchanted something! Wow!"
Baugl, lost in the darkness beneath Hydra keep. Would that he had stayed in the shadow.
"He’d look a lot more majestic up there if he weren’t wobbling all over the place!"
Teeth: small, durable, and full of potential, if one only knows how to tap it.
"Looking at the clean shatter with surrounding structural damage, I’d say it was most likely a bass with mezzo-soprano backup, possibly accompanied by a skilled bassist."
Drachinacht, City of the Dragon King.
"It’s important to remember, when dealing with the clockfolk, that they only LOOK like toys."
Aetherball: the only sport with a PSI rating.
"Okay, so I can’t run. But look at me jump!"
"Don’t worry, I’ve fought necromancers before! Wait, what the…"
"Stay back! I’m a… a powerful wizard!"
In the far reaches of a long-lost wilderness, there stands a forgotten town inhabited only by children. Though they appear normal enough, their eyes burn with madness, and they speak in a foreign, archaic tongue. Nearly a millenia ago, a powerful spell had gone awry, or maybe it had succeeded - in any case, it ended up blessing, or cursing, an entire generation of children with agelessness. However, as the centuries passed, the children's parents grew old and died, the buildings of the town crumbled to earth, and even the civilization itself faded into history, becoming lost to time. All that remained were the children, driven mad by the psychological toll of living for hundreds of years beyond their age. In time, most children died, killed off by fighting amongst themselves, while many others were driven to suicide. Only a small handful remain, and they are a strange people indeed.