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The Town of Inexplicable Babies

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"Get me the sugar!" called Jack's wife. His heart skipped a beat as he stood before the cabinet. Holding his breath, he slowly opened it.... Dangit! A baby!

Nestled between the Mountains of Pelelelimara and the Forest of Hairy Trees sits the Village of Inexplicable Babies. In truth, it is perhaps more of a small town, home to nearly one thousand people, but there is relatively little infrastructure, and in appearance, it is more of a village than a town.

There are no roads or waterways passing through, and it is hard to imagine why the town exists here, but it does. Few pass through.

The Village of Inexplicable Babies has a single defining feature: the inexplicable babies. Anytime a person in the village, whether native-born or a foreigner, opens something large enough to hold a baby, there is a chance - admittedly a small one - that there will, in fact, be a baby inside. These children seemingly do not belong to anybody - they are simply there. The villagers view finding a baby as becoming a parent. Small children seemingly never find babies, only baby dolls.

In contrast to this, all of the natives of the village are barren - they receive children only by finding them. You might think this would lead to a culture where everything is always open except for perhaps one or two cupboards, and prospective parents just repeatedly open these until they get lucky, but it does not work is way - the villagers are seemingly happy with the randomness in their lives.

In any case, the villagers become very upset if visitors refuse to care for a child they find - they won't attack them (unless the baby is grossly mistreated), but they will shun them and refuse them any hospitality or assistance.

Possible Villagers

The Midwife Why is there a midwife in a village where no one is ever pregnant? Well, children happen very suddenly here. It's not like outside, where you may get nine months to prepare - here, one minute you have no children, and the next minute, you've got a squealing baby. The midwife runs a small school where she teaches people how to care for children. What will happen when she dies? Maybe she's looking for an apprentice.

The Cabinetmaker The cabinetmaker hates his job. He's constantly opening and shutting the things he's working on, and thus he has a lot of children. But it's a very lucrative position - everyone wants their baby to come out of a very fancy cabinet, and not some plain woodwork, and so he is paid well and gets lots of work. But he would sure love to find a way around his problem.

The Mayor The Mayor has some idea of turning the Village of Inexplicable Babies into a pilgrimage site. He's trying to lobby the Church of the Goddess to have it declared a holy site.

Plot Hooks

I Want a Baby

Some important figure (Queen, King, Whomever) is barren and eager for a child. The PCs may be employed to escort them here, and then back again with their small child, through all sorts of danger, no doubt.

I Don't Want a Baby

Someone, a PC or perhaps someone traveling with them, passes through, not knowing about the village, and ends up with a totally unexpected baby. What to do with it? If the village is not widely known about, this could be very embarrassing for a married or chaste character.

Tarzans of the Apes

Long after the village is in ruins, a group of apes ends up raising a bunch of Inexplicable Babies.

Mmm, Lunch

Some incredibly horrible group of people or demons or something has decided that an endless supply of babies would be perfect for eating or sacrificing.

Endless Chastity

Instead of a village, it could be a convent or monastery or group of amazons or... whatever the male equivalent would be. No need for kidnapping or trysting or recruiting, you've got children from heaven. Or from your kitchen, technically.

Where Are All of These Babies Coming From?

Who knows? They're inexplicable! But some plausible explanations:

The village was blessed by a fertility or chastity god.

The village was cursed by a witch or sorcerer.

On a distant planet, horrible alien intelligences are transporting their minds into babies to infiltrate the earth.

Before Gallifrey blew up, the Time Lords put all of their babies in TARDIS cupboards and inexplicably sent them here.

They are the long-misplaced babies of an ancient civilization, one which collapsed when it accidentally misplaced all of its babies.

They're actually clones. Some sort of magic turns things into cloning vats inside the village.

Somebody made a very poorly worded wish at some point.

Please feel free to offer your own explanations.



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Voted Dozus
February 10, 2014, 21:02
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The image is quite funny, infants appearing out of nowhere. But the details you explore about what might happen in such a society, as well as the how/whys, make it something more interesting. Well done.
Voted eleclipse
February 11, 2014, 5:40
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This is just perfect since I have a character in my campaign that totally hate babies, it's time to have fun.
Voted valadaar
February 11, 2014, 14:25
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Wonderfully weird!



Voted Murometz
February 11, 2014, 15:56
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Quirky, I like it! And the explanations (if needed) can range from the silly to the sinister and everything in between.
axlerowes
February 11, 2014, 17:35
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A nice idea. But the content here seems to be little more than the idea alone.
Murometz
February 11, 2014, 21:48
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Where ya been, axle? It's all about the idea.
axlerowes
February 11, 2014, 23:14
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I believe you're trying to bait me into further critique of this thing, well I ain't.
Dragonlordmax
February 15, 2014, 21:25
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It's a fair criticism. What would you like to see added to fill it out?
axlerowes
February 20, 2014, 7:00
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It is fine, I was wrong to suggest that it is little more than the idea. It is a fun useful idea with some plot ideas and 'possible' things tossed into to make this a tool as well as idea.



So well done.



However, The post-starts with a description of a village that one might find in a travel log in the world of Hairy trees. But you don't realize a village in the write up, and with no resolution, narrative or strong imagery (aside from the teaser) this write up doesn't paint a picture or tell a story. Thus you have a bit of false advertising with the title cause we don't get a village, we get the baby idea. It could be the apartment building of baby cabinets or the space station of baby bulkheads.



But it is a FANTASTIC idea, this plot device could be used to explore issues of affection versus paternity, racism, maternal instincts, the right to have a child versus the ability to raise a child, the fear of being saddled with a family or the inexplicable nature of life itself. I would love to colab on a bigger write up.

Voted Longspeak
February 19, 2014, 19:12
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Like Axel, I think maybe a bit more. But the idea... it's wacky and zany, and deserves a good vote.

You use names I'd associate with Fantasy worlds. Are all of the babies human? Are they all of uniform ethnicity? Or are those random as well? Or appropriate to the finder? Of course, I could decide for myself, but I'm really very lazy.

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       By: Monument

THE COVEN
When the characters approach a clearing in the forest, they will see 4 ogres who are guarding, and preventing from escape, 4 human males, and 3 human females. The ogres will see the party and leap to attack. The females will scream "OUR SAVIORS!!" and run screaming straight across the currently forming battlefield, in between ogres and party members, to hide behind the rearmost party members. They will be safe there. The males will try to skirt the battle to the north side to join the women.

To the south, giants will be hiding in the thick underbrush until the party has engaged the ogres and then attack the most opportune target EXCEPT the ones that the females are next to.

It should be noted that the female commoners are not female commoners at all, nor are the male commoners actually male commoners. The female commoners are the hags, who have polymorphed themselves as the commoners in their stewpot to escape detection. The males skirting the battle are actually MORE ogres, the hags were in the process of polymorphing ALL the ogres into regular humans for ambush purposes. The REAL commoners are already dead, having found their way into the coven's cauldron for dinner.

The hags (the women) will position themselves near to any spellcasters in the rear first, and then near anyone else in the back of the fight. The ogres (the men) will wait until the hags shift form, and then attack first the rear folks, then shift into the melee.

It is possible that the characters, as they approach the ogres, will notice the giants in the bush, and be able to warn the others of the ambush.

GAME NOTES: If you sell the screaming women correctly, they will not even be suspected until it is too late. Therein lay the problem. This encounter is ESPECIALLY deadly to the rear eschelon of the party. It is entirely possible that the hags will finish off half the party before they even realize they have been duped. Caution is required if the game master wishes to avoid a TPK(total party kill).

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