New SubmissionsA yearly celebration of appeasment to the gods is in jeapordy. The lawful priests need components and supplies to create the laughter and chaos needed to quell the humor of the Chaotic Gods. In two short weeks, the lawful priests must become decadant lunatics for the night or a war of the Gods will sweep through heavan and earth. The players are charged with the task of gathering a bizzare list of ingrediants to save the world from an apocolypse. A novice priest is sent along with them to guide them to thier destinations while the rest of the priesthood tries to cover up thier lack of preperations and find the sabatour.
Some of the items needed might include these:
Itching Dust: the item that inspired this silly quest.
Farting Frogs Bladders for whoopie cushions.
Spark stones for joy buzzers. No lethal jolts here, at least not on the consumer end. A vien of this rock in a mine could prove hazardous.
Blue Honey from giant blue bees. Colorless when cooked, changes back to blue on consuption.
Black seal fat from Black slime seals to make soap that covers hands in inky slime.
The party might gather the items and return to find the sabotuer has struck again, stealing the sacred dribble reliqury. Now they have to chase down the party unknown (chaotic priests bent on the last laugh, or lawful priests on a quest to stomp out chaos?) and recover the drinking vessel.
Once this escapade is done, the party is indebted to by at least one of the holy orders and can look forward to a party that would shame Mardi Gras.
Itching dust makes someone or something itch. It is very distracting and only gets worse until the dust wears out or an antidote is applied.