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Deck the . . . Dungeon?

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A delectable chrismas classic - Now with mayhem!

Clear the keeps of orcs a grunting

Fa la la la la, la la la la

Seek the treasure we are hunting

Fa la la la la, la la la la

Through the door and into peril

Fa la la la la, la la la la

Hope you're carrying many arrows

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

 

Raise the flask now, tip the flagon

Fa la la la la, la la la la

We're about to kill a dragon

Fa la la la la, la la la la

Then to plunder and to stealing

Fa la la la la, la la la la

But the cleric just won't heal me

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

 

Stuck in cells for filching funnels

Fa la la la la, la la la la

Can you spot the secret tunnel

Fa la la la la, la la la la

Filled with traps and spike walls too

Fa la la la la, la la la la

Run like mad or be run through

Fa la la la la, la la la la. 



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Voted Scrasamax
November 28, 2011, 11:08
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Love it!

 

Voted MysticMoon
November 28, 2011, 11:37
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Creative

Voted Cheka Man
November 28, 2011, 15:54
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Funny.

Voted Dossta
December 2, 2011, 0:19
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Really fun!  I honestly laughed aloud several times during verses one and two.  I would rework the last verse a little so that it has the same meter, though.

Raptyr
December 3, 2011, 11:54
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Verses one and two were written about seven years ago, during one of my first gaming sessions. Verse 3 was added when I posted the song. I'm glad it made you laugh, and have reworked verse 3 to work better.
Raptyr
December 3, 2011, 11:52
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Update: Edited verse 3 to flow more smoothly
Voted Chaosmark
December 3, 2011, 17:24
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I still think verse three could flow better, but it definitely made me smile. Kudos on revamping a seasonal classic.

Voted valadaar
May 3, 2013, 20:03
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