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Deck the . . . Dungeon?

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A delectable chrismas classic - Now with mayhem!

Clear the keeps of orcs a grunting

Fa la la la la, la la la la

Seek the treasure we are hunting

Fa la la la la, la la la la

Through the door and into peril

Fa la la la la, la la la la

Hope you're carrying many arrows

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

 

Raise the flask now, tip the flagon

Fa la la la la, la la la la

We're about to kill a dragon

Fa la la la la, la la la la

Then to plunder and to stealing

Fa la la la la, la la la la

But the cleric just won't heal me

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

 

Stuck in cells for filching funnels

Fa la la la la, la la la la

Can you spot the secret tunnel

Fa la la la la, la la la la

Filled with traps and spike walls too

Fa la la la la, la la la la

Run like mad or be run through

Fa la la la la, la la la la. 



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Voted Scrasamax
November 28, 2011, 12:08
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Love it!

 

Voted MysticMoon
November 28, 2011, 12:37
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Creative

Voted Cheka Man
November 28, 2011, 16:54
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Funny.

Voted Dossta
December 2, 2011, 1:19
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Really fun!  I honestly laughed aloud several times during verses one and two.  I would rework the last verse a little so that it has the same meter, though.

Raptyr
December 3, 2011, 12:54
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Verses one and two were written about seven years ago, during one of my first gaming sessions. Verse 3 was added when I posted the song. I'm glad it made you laugh, and have reworked verse 3 to work better.
Raptyr
December 3, 2011, 12:52
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Update: Edited verse 3 to flow more smoothly
Voted Chaosmark
December 3, 2011, 18:24
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I still think verse three could flow better, but it definitely made me smile. Kudos on revamping a seasonal classic.

Voted valadaar
May 3, 2013, 21:03
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       By: ephemeralstability

THE GNOMES OF UDNALOR: Part II

Having left the hush of the upper halls, and crossed the depths of the Braeth (an underground river, which is not all that deep because bear in mind we're talking about gnomes here), you would find yourself in Wattling Street, the main road through Udnalor. It's actually a long, well-worn passageway which opens out eventually into the City Centre. The gnome-buildings branch off Wattling Street as small burrows or caverns with boulder-blocked doorways for privacy. You can find armourers and smiths (though their armour tends to be on the small side for humans to buy) and many other types of trader.

There are many streets, ginnels and cooies which run off Wattling Street, the most famous probably being Smell Street, the domain of the infamous gnomish alchemists, the eponymous smell being very distinctive: the stench of cooking fungus, the aroma of subterranean spices, the pungent reek of rotting carcasses (used in some of the more notorious experiments). An encounter with an alchemist can really be spiced up (excuse the pun) if you have a well-stocked herb cupboard, and actually make up the potions, elixirs and draughts as they are ordered by characters.

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