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Chamberpot of Holy Blessings

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Nobody calls it a Chamberpot of Holy Blessings. It is just another chamberpot. It is a secret item, nobody actually knows it exists.

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It appears to be a large chamberpot, heavily made. It has an exceptionally thick bottom. 

History
Note: Nobody calls it a Chamberpot of Holy Blessings. It is just another chamberpot.

It appears to be a large chamberpot, heavily made. It has an exceptionally thick bottom.  If one is alligned with the Darkness (or your soul is heading there because of your acts), it provides you a serious venerial disease.  If you are not alligned with the Darkness, it will cure said disorders or any issue having to do with bowel or urinary movements.

Why is this an Evil Item you ask?

The Pot was made to be part of an Evil Rite. Incorporated into the thick bottom of the pot is The Holy Symbol of Kriteris. This holy item, which contains bone fragments of the Great Ascended Cleric Kriteris, is a legendary relic. It has great healing powers if touched to the right body parts AND provides additional holy energies to any who believe who wield it. The cultists were going to attack the faith of Kriteris by utilizing the pot ritually. The pot is also enchanted to hide the item’s presence.  But something happened. Anyone who knew where the item was, had a small adventurer accident. Now this great relic is currently lost to time.

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Voted Iain
November 13, 2005, 18:52
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Slightly weird, but weird enough to be interesting. Would give it an extra .5 if I could think of any way of using it.

Slight side note: "AND provides additional holy energies to any who believe who wield it." Who wield it?? PC: "I attack the zombie using the chamber pot."
Voted Scrasamax
November 14, 2005, 17:20
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Voted Pariah
February 21, 2006, 17:33
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Come on, don't you attack zombies with chamber pots all the time? One question thoug, do you have to kiss it? And if so, where?

3.5 for sheer ingenuity... I would never hink of attacking a religion with a chamberpot... Brillence.
MoonHunter
February 22, 2006, 1:17
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Mostly it is just a plot device. Randomly, it is just a fun tweak. It can cause confusion amongst characters with the right sensory abilities. It would take a good bit of work to figure it out, but I have experienced a couple of players that would eventually do it.

Note this plot line only work IF the players have had some clue or lore about the item in the first place.

Also Pariah, the use of urine in 'Satanic Masses' (and in many magical rites of humiliation and disparagement) is actually part of several of their published works.
Voted valadaar
May 28, 2013, 11:53
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       By: Almar

While setting up camp for the night, the PC's are aproached by another group of adventurers who seem nice enough. The road is somewhat dangerous and the other group suggests camping together. The two bands split watches, one adventurer from each group watching at once. The night goes by without incident, the next day the PC's travel with the other group as they are going the same way.

The group consists of Hordel the ranger, who is skilled with the bow. Hordel is a quiet man who speaks little but appears quite skilled. Dremar is a barbarian who is a little excentric, he seems to be an excasive drinker and thiunk that battle is the solution to everything. He appears to be a stout and powerful fighter with his greataxe. Ferrin is the leader of the group, a rouge by trade. He is daft and witty, speaking with the PCs often and asking many questions. He fights with finesse with his rapier. Preminitat as a cleric but he will not say which god he worships. He uses his spells to empower and heal his party and fights with a club. He sticks close to Ferrin. Ferrin is a great talker and tells much of himself and his party, but asks even more about the history and capabilities of the PCs. He tells of some adventures his party has had, and they seem like an interesting group of mercenaries. Hordel is quite and has little interest in speaking with the PCs, he ignores most questions. He spends a lot of time with Dremar and sometimes Ferrin. Dremar seems to not care about any questions ansked to him, nor does he seem to know the answers. He seems battle hardened and is a simple man. Preminitat rarely starts conversations but will speak with the PCs. However, some of his accounts of the party's history seem to condradict those of Ferrin.

The Party spends another night and day with Ferrin's group. One of four things can happen on the third night.
1: While eating dinner around the fire, Ferrin gets into an argument with one of the PCs when he/she mentions the discepincies between Ferrin's stories and Preminitat's.
2: Hordel gets mad after repeated questioning about his life from the PCs.
3. Preminitat gets mad after repeated questioning from the PCs about what god he worships.
4: One of the PCs rejects the offer of a drink from Dremar and he takes it as an insult.
All of these scenarios result in a battle between the parties. If Ferrin's party is defeated and still lives he swears vengance. His party may then cross paths with the adventurers again.

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