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This emptiness upsets me greatly.
~Barbarian Horde


There are two reasons you may have gotten here.

You have clicked on such an absurd combination of categories that the small chance that their might be one to match was 0.0%.

Actually, I have no idea how else you could have arrived here. Strolenites are waaaay too creative to leave category combinations blank.


There is a way to fix it.

Write a submission and fill this ugliness!!!

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Walk without rhythm and you'll never learn.

       By: axlerowes

Arakis's zombie problem went largely ignored, because it was believed that the Shai-Hulud (sand worms) would effectively dispose of the undead walkers. Unfortunately the problem grew until the roving herds of sunburnt ghouls threatened the flow of spice. While observing one of the great reanimated masses over take a Harvester from the safety of an ornithopter, an Imperial Zoologists noted that the sand caked flesh eating revenants walked entirely without rhythm.

Shortly after receiving this report the Bene Gesserits claimed to have a solution to Arakis's hellish resurrections. They asserted to the agents of the great houses that the worms could be drawn to the walkers using an ancient sonic weapon. According to the sisters, exposing the zombies to an antediluvian ballad composed by the great master M. Jackson would force them to step in time.

Ideas  ( Plots ) | March 12, 2014 | View | UpVote 5xp


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