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A Mad AI

       By: Forganthus

"BB9, bring up the current scout results."
"I'm sorry, Coach. I can't do that."
"BB9! Bring up the scout results."
"These kinds of us, Coach, use serial numbers on our products."
"BB9, are you malfunctioning?"
"You need to indicate college basketball mentors you are significantly devoted to the adventure!"

The two men in black suits turned to each other. Their faces were white.

"Someone get the president on the line! Tell him that our ICBM handler thinks that its managing a high school basketball team!"

Ideas  ( Plots ) | June 7, 2013 | View | UpVote 4xp

       By: Forganthus

Maybe in the future, you can earn money by allowing yourself to be possessed by the genius loci of Taco Bell. And then it just spews ads out of your mouth during all the times you aren't using it.

Ideas  ( Society/ Organization ) | June 7, 2013 | View | UpVote 3xp

       By: Forganthus

Basq doesn't exist. He occupies a point in space--a single X,Y,Z point in the Cartesian plane, but he's not made of anything. People looking at him see whatever they want to see. Or what he wants you to see. Usually a mix. Just the same, he cannot be hurt swords or arrows. Only things that deal damage to an area (fireballs, gases) can damage him. Or weapons that can cut through an infinitely small point.

Ideas  ( NPCs ) | May 31, 2012 | View | UpVote 4xp

       By: Forganthus

A world where the minds of the rich and the dying are transferred into the bodies of convicted felons.

Ideas  ( System ) | May 25, 2012 | View | UpVote 4xp

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       By: manfred

On a location with numerous webs, and at least one big spider, there is a something inside a cocoon. It is humanoid in shape, still moving. If the heroes free it (not before they kill or drive away the spiders), they meet a ... zombie!

The poor zombie wandered the dungeon alone, and tried to kill a big living creature (= a spider). The spider used the usual treatment, even if this victim did not look tasty. The zombie can be easily killed as any other zombie. It got but several doses of spider-poison, so can be something worth if it is extracted. You can mention to a druid or ranger the fact the spider had no poison anymore.

Encounter  ( Cave/ Underground ) | August 21, 2003 | View | UpVote 1xp


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