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Re: Upset Barbarian Horde is Greatly Upset
« Reply #25 on: August 24, 2012, 08:26:39 AM »
As promised, sentient art item posted- 101 Festival Attenders.
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Re: Upset Barbarian Horde is Greatly Upset
« Reply #26 on: August 24, 2012, 04:34:32 PM »
Submitted sentient clothes.
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Re: Upset Barbarian Horde is Greatly Upset
« Reply #27 on: August 27, 2012, 08:20:25 AM »
Submitted sentient clothes.
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Re: Upset Barbarian Horde is Greatly Upset
« Reply #28 on: August 27, 2012, 01:56:49 PM »
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Re: Upset Barbarian Horde is Greatly Upset
« Reply #29 on: October 03, 2012, 02:34:41 PM »
The list is back up to date. I was MIA for a few weeks there while I added the newest member to the ranks of the Barbarian Horde. My first child, Jenna Nicole, was born on September 18 and in perfect health. But now I'm back.

Strolen, because I am too lazy to post in the bug reports, will you take a look at Riddlerock? It is obviously a location, but it claims that it is an article. Perhaps this is a glitch with the ability to modify a submission category?
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Re: Upset Barbarian Horde is Greatly Upset
« Reply #30 on: October 03, 2012, 02:48:50 PM »
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it claims that it is an article.

"It" doesn't claim to be an article. I claim it to be :) No glitch. It is not a location. It is a state of mind.


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Re: Upset Barbarian Horde is Greatly Upset
« Reply #31 on: October 03, 2012, 05:07:21 PM »
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it claims that it is an article.


"It" doesn't claim to be an article. I claim it to be :) No glitch. It is not a location. It is a state of mind.


Clever. However, while Riddlerock clearly shows up in articles, it also shows up in locations/Area. The Barbarian Horde never even thought to be upset at this combination not existing.

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Re: Upset Barbarian Horde is Greatly Upset
« Reply #32 on: October 03, 2012, 05:14:24 PM »
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However, while Riddlerock clearly shows up in articles, it also shows up in locations/Area. The Barbarian Horde never even thought to be upset at this combination not existing.

 :shock: Ok, you got me there.

Btw, now that I've re-discovered this thread, i shall endeavor to help un-upset the horde! What do we need besides a lot of different "doors"? :)
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Re: Upset Barbarian Horde is Greatly Upset
« Reply #33 on: October 05, 2012, 09:26:02 AM »
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Btw, now that I've re-discovered this thread, i shall endeavor to help un-upset the horde! What do we need besides a lot of different "doors"? :)

Your assistance is appreciated. I have been updating the first post in this thread, keeping track of every empty combination, and logging the contributions of each Strolenite to the appeasement of the horde. So bookmark page 1 of this thread to stay updated. Unfortunately, there are no notifications when I modify that post, so I will occasionally remind everyone of who is the greatest Barbarian Horde Appeaser in the Citadel.
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Re: Upset Barbarian Horde is Greatly Upset
« Reply #34 on: October 05, 2012, 12:16:49 PM »
Would a sentient burlap bag-npc be considered, "materials-sentient" or ?
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Re: Upset Barbarian Horde is Greatly Upset
« Reply #35 on: October 05, 2012, 12:58:17 PM »
Remember this parody spam from the golden years of spammage?

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I am a very sick little boy. My mother is typing this for me, because I can't. She is crying. Don't cry, Mommy! Mommy is always sad, but she says it's not my fault. I asked her if it was God's fault, but she didn't answer, and only started crying harder, so I don't ask her that anymore. The reason she is so sad is that I'm so sick. I was born without a body. It doesn't hurt, except when I go to sleep.

The doctors gave me an artificial body. My body is a burlap bag filled with leaves. The doctors said that was the best they could do on account of us havin' no money or insurance. I would like to have a body transplant, but we need more money. Mommy doesn't work because she said employers don't hire crying people. I said, "Don't cry, Mommy," and she hugged my burlap body. Mommy always gives me hugs, even though she's allergic to burlap, and it chafes her real bad.

I hope you will help me. You can help me if you forward this e-mail. Dr. Johansen said if you foward this e-mail then Bill Gates will team up with AOL and do a survey with NASA. Then the astronauts will collect prayers from school children all over America and take them up to space so that the angels can hear them better. Then they will go to the Pope, and he will take up a collection in church and send the money to the doctors. The doctors could help me better then.

Maybe one day I will be able to play baseball. Or maybe just use my lungs and heart, when the doctors make them. The doctors said that every time you foward this letter, the astronauts can take another prayer to the angels. Please help me. Mommy is so sad, and I want a body. I don't want my leaves to rot before I turn 10.

If you don't foward this e-mail, that's OK. Mommy says you're a mean heartless person who doesn't care about a poor little boy with only a head. She says that she hopes that you stew in the raw pit of your own guilt-ridden stomach. What kind of wretched person are you that you can't take five lousy minutes to forward this to all your friends so that they can feel guilt and shame for the rest of their day, and then maybe help a poor, bodiless nine-year-old boy?

Please help me. This really sucks. I try to be happy but it's hard. I wish

I had a puppy. I wish I could hold a puppy.

Thank You.
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Re: Upset Barbarian Horde is Greatly Upset
« Reply #36 on: October 05, 2012, 01:41:32 PM »
Would a sentient burlap bag-npc be considered, "materials-sentient" or ?

The Upset Barbarian Horde won't know the difference. They will be less upset knowing that at least a small part of the great emptiness has been filled.

Remember this parody spam from the golden years of spammage? ...

Beautiful. I almost felt bad for the little burlap bag boy. Almost.
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Re: Upset Barbarian Horde is Greatly Upset
« Reply #37 on: October 25, 2012, 07:46:19 AM »
Working on a "Ruins - Space" sub as we speak.

I thought about doing "Ruins - CyberSpace", but I'm afraid I'd botch it.  :P I'll leave that to a more adept sci-fier.

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Re: Upset Barbarian Horde is Greatly Upset
« Reply #38 on: October 25, 2012, 08:51:34 AM »
Ruins- cyberspace

  An old social media site where the only ones left are the dead - and thread necromancy is very real.

   
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Re: Upset Barbarian Horde is Greatly Upset
« Reply #39 on: October 25, 2012, 11:29:54 AM »
I just added a Systems - Agriculture/Husbandry - General:  30 Things That Grow in a Dwarven Beard  Didn't want the Barbarian Horde to feel like we don't know how to farm 'n stuff.

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Re: Upset Barbarian Horde is Greatly Upset
« Reply #40 on: January 04, 2013, 08:22:34 AM »
Added a Ruins/Space location: Venator's Necropolis.

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Re: Upset Barbarian Horde is Greatly Upset
« Reply #41 on: March 04, 2013, 08:02:19 AM »
Currently working on a Location - Establishment/Tundra-Arctic. Will post when it's ready.

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Re: Upset Barbarian Horde is Greatly Upset
« Reply #42 on: May 08, 2013, 09:17:09 PM »
I need to give myself some motivation to move things out of my In work folder so here's what I offer:
- 1 Historical Mystical system posted under Strolenati Guild Quest (Magic System based on Fengshui)!
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- 1 Article for Setting Creation using Citadel functions(Word Creation and the Citadel)
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Re: Upset Barbarian Horde is Greatly Upset
« Reply #43 on: June 10, 2014, 08:50:25 PM »
This thread is long due for an update so here it is for anyone still interested in it:

There are 154 empty category combinations left on the Citadel (out of 196 when we started).

Progress towards appeasing the Barbarian Horde:

Scrasamax : 12
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Moonlake: 4
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Re: Upset Barbarian Horde is Greatly Upset
« Reply #44 on: June 11, 2014, 08:04:33 AM »
-1. CYOA_1 was not a real sub.
   
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Re: Upset Barbarian Horde is Greatly Upset
« Reply #45 on: June 11, 2014, 07:13:20 PM »
Val, I think for this purpose, stub also counts as it takes away the error msg. I've previously released a stub that fills one of the voids and OmegaDraco accepted it.

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