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Sagely Advice / Re: WWSD
« Last post by Scrasamax on February 14, 2017, 10:48:33 AM »
Blast Drop Dead Cynical by Amaranthe while doing monthly maintenance work orders on industrial dryers.

Considering using the 5 room dungeon model to internally organize the novel for revision purposes
Ponder printing off the core CE subs for offline reference
Discuss writing things with Aramax
&^%$@ about nasty ass red velvet cake
Consider the fact that girls who dye their hair in rainbow patterns are entirely too liberal to be interested in someone of my political persuasion, as that is actually going to be a factor.
Hide in the bathroom and answer forum posts
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Sagely Advice / Re: WWSD
« Last post by axlerowes on February 14, 2017, 09:46:40 AM »
Make his coffee irish?
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Sagely Advice / Re: WWSD
« Last post by Dozus on February 14, 2017, 09:19:01 AM »
Write a ton of impressive and well thought out Cosmic Era subs?
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Sagely Advice / Re: Minons
« Last post by Moonlake on February 13, 2017, 08:55:55 PM »
Wiki time, guys, unless you are wanting to hit 101 instead? :P
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Sagely Advice / Re: Minons
« Last post by EchoMirage on February 13, 2017, 07:28:39 AM »
30. Sewage Golems
The refuse of humanity contains surprising amounts of life, and is actually easy to animate using the proper magic. Sewage Golems can also arise on their own, usually when arcane waste finds its way to the sewers.
Each of the golems has a centerpiece - be it a skeleton, a rat's nest, or a pot with especially vile refuse. They will incorporate dangerous garbage as well - discarded weapons, nail-studded planks, or rusty anchors.
Fighting Sewage Golems is not trivial - they will attempt to suffocate their opponents, squirt vile muck, or try to drag them under; they're also capable of merging with the sewer's contents, and traveling unobserved at great speed. The sewage sustains them, providing steady regeneration. Finally, greater golems are able to manipulate the sewer's content, to cause tidal waves of feces, or release clouds of gas. And don't forget - methane explodes.

The Sewage Golems are excellent mooks for a Villain who has lost their sense of smell, and doesn't give a rat's ass about PR.
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Sagely Advice / Re: Minons
« Last post by EchoMirage on February 13, 2017, 03:28:06 AM »
29. The Improbable
There are many alternate worlds, an endless exploration of "What-Ifs". Some of those are so flawed, broken and jumbled that they don't constitute a separate reality, but rather exist as a smear of fragmented nonsensical film between true worlds. Most dimension-hoppers intuitively avoid those; spells and dimension-travel devices have a directive to avoid them at their core. The Villain has no such trifling worries, and uses his powers to reach into the Smear, pulling out improbable gadgets, reality-defying anomalies, and aberrations that should not be. These, grateful for a chance to experience true reality, serve him loyally. When faced with the heroes, the Villain considers it dramatically appropriate to pull their alter-egos that should never have been out of the Smear. Driven, they assault the protagonists; perhaps, if they manage to kill the real person, they may be able to take their place and finally truly *be*?
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Sagely Advice / Re: Mourngrymn's Crazy Idea to Change Religion.... Again!!!
« Last post by Mourngrymn on February 12, 2017, 11:10:04 PM »
Was thinking more of a Cthulhu type with each tentacle being an Avatar/ God thingy.
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Fields of Challenge / Re: @MURO: Grue ate your homework!!!!
« Last post by Murometz on February 12, 2017, 08:17:05 PM »
What?
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Fields of Challenge / @MURO: Grue ate your homework!!!!
« Last post by Aramax on February 12, 2017, 11:01:40 AM »
U Cin DOOOO EEEETTT!!!!!!!
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Sagely Advice / Re: Mourngrymn's Crazy Idea to Change Religion.... Again!!!
« Last post by Aramax on February 12, 2017, 10:15:38 AM »
or what about a 'thulu y Tiamat!
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