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Moderated Freeform / Re: The Silk Road Act 1: Old Cairo
« Last post by EchoMirage on Today at 06:38:39 PM »
"I have missed your upstanding and just nature, it does leave me all hot and bothered, and with a belief for a brighter tomorrow. No sarcasm here, I ran fresh out or sarcasm pills, can't censor myself if I wanted, either."
Blue hugged him, burrowing face first into the less metallic shoulder, whispering.
"But, I must disappoint you - I out-whore you. Whoring was my raison d'etre, my prime directive, why I was made. Not too glamorous, one may think - but I checked the books - I am a very expensive plaything, custom-made for a disgustingly wealthy bastard of a nerd, by a legion of eggheads. You know why I speak Japanese? Because he wanted me to watch vintage cartoons with him, after we did stuff that would make your mother blush. And, after 'playtime', he would drink from me, speaking of love."
Through the fabric of the combat fatigues, Blue pressed two very pointy breasts against Joao's chest. "These puppies lactate on command... and you'd have to be less of a choir boy to even hear what the rest of this freak show does."

A tear on cheek, rare waste of water, Blue stepped back, speaking slightly louder: "So, I know my share of whoring. I ended my maker, his whole household, even the f!cking exotic fish and the firetruck crew who came to quench the flames. We're basically whore-vengeance buddies."
Hands at the hips, somewhat re-composed, Blue chided him:
"So, it's even sadder. Really, you should feel lucky, I offered you a ride, for the low price of one standard back-rub, for you know how sore the shoulders of idealists grow, all the world's burdens upon them? You should have offered me a back-rub. I am no lady, but by all hells, on occasion I like to be made to feel like one. Anyways, scratch it, your fare is a third of the fuel from here to the shuttle site, and I guess back to Cairo, too, and as I am not a total ditz on most days, I'll calculate a fair proportion of the tank's rent, too, based on how far exactly you ride. Plus the cost of a standard back-rub without happy end from a middle-class massage parlour, because you made me cry. Take it or leave it, and if you take it, come inside for a brewski, I have some alcohol-free because that's not haram."
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OOC, Starters and Questions / Re: The Silk Road OOC Chat
« Last post by EchoMirage on Today at 05:57:58 PM »
(please consider this an attempt at humour, and at portraying Blue accurately)
Whoring? A servant? :D All Blue wants is one (1) backrub (standard issue, no happy ending), for a ride in the middle of the desert, and for the assistance of three armed mercenaries and a tank. That's a deal as good as they come! Blue didn't even ask for gas, grass, or ass. Generous, even miraculous, the pinnacle of human virtue, rare these days.
Why, if Blue gives it any more thought, then the conclusion will be that Joao should feel honored to be given the opportunity to give Blue a backrub, and anyway should have offered one on his own initiative. Blue may be no lady, but on occasion likes to pretend that that is the case.
(I'd prefer the exchange to be friendly and humorous, but we *do* have a psychiatric patient on hand)
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Moderated Freeform / Re: The Silk Road Act 1: Old Cairo
« Last post by Dozus on Today at 03:06:26 PM »
Obutsu stood stood near Blue, eyeing him. "Did you know my mother was a whore?" he said after a moment. "Our local slum lord, Adriano, forced her into the life. He had clients up in Novo São Paulo, zaibatsu bosses and rich bichos who were tired of daimakura and pribnows, but couldn't afford gynoids. My mother's flesh was priced cheaper than a robot.

"She did it for years. No real choice, if we wanted a roof over our heads. One night her handler came back without her. Man in the arco had used her up. He was into some hard sado stuff. Broke her neck. I was twelve.

"When the zaibatsu gave me this - " He flexed his mechanical arm, the titanium showing through the translucent outer sheathe. " - I swore I'd find the man that killed my mother. And you know what?" He smiled. "I did. Adriano told me with his last breath. I could have gotten the desgraçado then, but I bided my time. Then Mr. Lee gave me this." He patted the sheathed monofilament katana at his side. "I named him Obaluaiê. My mother used to worship that old dead god. They say he is a god of vengeance, of retribution." He pulled the blade just out of its sheathe, the metal glimmering in the mechanical light of the tank. "Obaluaiê's first taste of blood was the filho da puta that killed my mother. That treated her like a whore."

The blade slid silently back. He looked Blue in the eye. "After that day, no son of Beatriz Matos is anyone's manservant. You want a back rub? Do it yourself, porro loco."

After a second, Joao laughed. "Good to see you again, Blue."
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OOC, Starters and Questions / Re: The Silk Road OOC Chat
« Last post by Dozus on Today at 02:43:24 PM »
I was operating under the assumption that Blue was joking with off-color banter, not demanding Obutsu whore himself out as a servant. But if that's the route you want to go...
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OOC, Starters and Questions / Re: The Silk Road OOC Chat
« Last post by EchoMirage on Today at 06:06:52 AM »
Well then, as said, I am not saying yes unless I hear a yes. Or unless Obutsu convinces Blue otherwise. Please *do* engage with what my character says, I heard that is the point of RP.
(also, Blue is the one renting the tank, so it makes sense also in-game, yes?)
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OOC, Starters and Questions / Re: The Silk Road OOC Chat
« Last post by Dozus on Today at 05:20:46 AM »
 :dunno:
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Moderated Freeform / Re: The Silk Road Act 1: Old Cairo
« Last post by valadaar on Yesterday at 08:36:43 PM »
Jerome briefly considering wasting the two other thrill-killers, but dismissed it. They chose to hunt, and the game had turned against them.

"Let's get the @!#$ out of here. Tom, Jerry, get in, and don't damage the woman."

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OOC, Starters and Questions / Re: The Silk Road OOC Chat
« Last post by EchoMirage on Yesterday at 07:12:29 PM »
Help me fish through all the Nipplenese - Joao did *not* promise that backrub, did he?
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Moderated Freeform / Re: The Silk Road Act 1: Old Cairo
« Last post by Dozus on Yesterday at 01:02:28 PM »
Joao unstrapped himself from the legs and hopped down. Better not get a bill for this trash, he thought ruefully. He gave a nod to the surviving thrill killers. “You see? Still breathing as promised. Bushi no ichigon kintetsu no gotoshi. The word of a warrior is as iron and gold.”

Slinging his weapon onto his back, Matos boarded the tank. He ran his hand against the interior as he walked, nodding in apparent satisfaction. He then turned his attention to the LV chick. “Cadê seu amiga, irmã? Sooner we get to her, sooner you can be on your way.”
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Moderated Freeform / Re: The Silk Road Act 1: Old Cairo
« Last post by Scrasamax on Yesterday at 10:10:07 AM »
Arjan looked at the prisoners and the kibbitzing 'runners. She ties the hands of the three prisoners, and drags LV to the back of the turbotank and tosses her in. 'I pop rescue smoke, and the wastelanders will come collect these muscori and take of our mess for us.'

She takes a smoke canister from one of the dead bodies, and smiles, 'Their guide might have already been planning this, he has raider smoke' she says and pops the tab on it. Black smoke boils out of the canister and she tosses it at the feet of the former thrill killers.

'We go now, the raiders will come for their obed, their lunch,' she laughs and gets back in the tank driver's seat, her auto-pistol prominent on her hip.
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