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OOC, Starters and Questions / Re: The Silk Road OOC Chat
« Last post by Murometz on Today at 04:34:22 PM »
Gentlemen please! There are children present!

*looks around for children*

Nevermind. As you were!
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Greetings Traveler / Re: Bonjour mon-capitains Hello
« Last post by Murometz on Today at 04:33:10 PM »
I shall call you Thad. Welcome Thad!!

Ok, a question. What’s the flavor/theme/dynamic of this RPG you’re working on?

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Greetings Traveler / Bonjour mon-capitains Hello
« Last post by Theadeaus3905 on Yesterday at 04:28:24 PM »
Call me Thad...I've been Gaming for over 33 years...I've played every Edition of D&D, Gammaworld (First ed), Shadowrun, Cyberpunk, Rifts, Gurps, Fudge, And more than i can remember...Mostly as a Game Master...of table top, pen & paper games.
In real life... I was Aramis of the Musketeers for 8 years at a Renaissance Festival. I know how to ride horseback, Fire a Musket, And Fight with Rapier & dagger. and speak French. 

I'm actually creating my own RPG and Core rules. I'm play testing it with some friends right now. lets see how it goes. I got great ideas and experience in RPG's and acting... SO have at it with questions...if you please.

good day
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Moderated Freeform / Re: The Silk Road Act 1: Old Cairo
« Last post by EchoMirage on Yesterday at 10:43:55 AM »
"I'll be up on the observation deck. Gun post. Ride on, and put on some decent music please. There's no audio controls up there."
Up on the post, Blue added: "No control at all, cause f!ck control."
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Moderated Freeform / Re: The Silk Road Act 1: Old Cairo
« Last post by valadaar on Yesterday at 10:16:59 AM »
Waiting for Tom and Jerry to finally climb aboard, along with his blast-bot. "Tom, don't bring that in the tank.."  Tom had been carrying the head of one of the thrill killers.  Tom was a bit of a kleptomaniac, picking up odd things from time to time.  Jerome had never spent the time tracking down that particular bug, but it was starting to get annoying..

"Captain Arjan, please proceed at your best speed.  LV - what the hell is your name anyway, you're up. We need those coordinates, and I'm only used to hacking bots. Don't @!#$ us over, and there'll be a share for you."   Again, Jerome was free with money, it usually paid off.  He also didn't say how big the share was.


 Holy @!#$, I could use a drink right now...


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OOC, Starters and Questions / Re: The Silk Road OOC Chat
« Last post by EchoMirage on Yesterday at 03:08:05 AM »
And on the topic of whores and their masters https://9gag.com/gag/azXryRj
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Moderated Freeform / Re: The Silk Road Act 1: Old Cairo
« Last post by Dozus on February 19, 2018, 09:23:00 PM »
“Receipt my share of the expenses. I’ll bill them to the client. But let’s save the beer until we finish. Work now, drink later, sim, cara?
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Moderated Freeform / Re: The Silk Road Act 1: Old Cairo
« Last post by EchoMirage on February 19, 2018, 06:38:39 PM »
"I have missed your upstanding and just nature, it does leave me all hot and bothered, and with a belief for a brighter tomorrow. No sarcasm here, I ran fresh out or sarcasm pills, can't censor myself if I wanted, either."
Blue hugged him, burrowing face first into the less metallic shoulder, whispering.
"But, I must disappoint you - I out-whore you. Whoring was my raison d'etre, my prime directive, why I was made. Not too glamorous, one may think - but I checked the books - I am a very expensive plaything, custom-made for a disgustingly wealthy bastard of a nerd, by a legion of eggheads. You know why I speak Japanese? Because he wanted me to watch vintage cartoons with him, after we did stuff that would make your mother blush. And, after shoving what basically amounted to a fire extinguisher up my ass during 'playtime', he would drink from me, speaking of love."
Through the fabric of the combat fatigues, Blue pressed two very pointy breasts against Joao's chest. "These puppies lactate on command... and you'd have to be less of a choir boy to even hear what the rest of this freak show does."

A tear on cheek, rare waste of water, Blue stepped back, speaking slightly louder: "So, I know my share of whoring. I ended my maker, his whole household, even the f!cking exotic fish and the firetruck crew who came to quench the flames. We're basically whore-vengeance buddies."
Hands at the hips, somewhat re-composed, Blue chided him:
"So, it's even sadder. Really, you should feel lucky, I offered you a ride, for the low price of one standard back-rub, for you know how sore the shoulders of idealists grow, all the world's burdens upon them? You should have offered me a back-rub. I am no lady, but by all hells, on occasion I like to be made to feel like one. Anyways, scratch it, your fare is a third of the fuel from here to the shuttle site, and I guess back to Cairo, too, and as I am not a total ditz on most days, I'll calculate a fair proportion of the tank's rent, too, based on how far exactly you ride. Plus the cost of a standard back-rub without happy end from a middle-class massage parlour, because you made me cry. Take it or leave it, and if you take it, come inside for a brewski, I have some alcohol-free because that's not haram."
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OOC, Starters and Questions / Re: The Silk Road OOC Chat
« Last post by EchoMirage on February 19, 2018, 05:57:58 PM »
(please consider this an attempt at humour, and at portraying Blue accurately)
Whoring? A servant? :D All Blue wants is one (1) backrub (standard issue, no happy ending), for a ride in the middle of the desert, and for the assistance of three armed mercenaries and a tank. That's a deal as good as they come! Blue didn't even ask for gas, grass, or ass. Generous, even miraculous, the pinnacle of human virtue, rare these days.
Why, if Blue gives it any more thought, then the conclusion will be that Joao should feel honored to be given the opportunity to give Blue a backrub, and anyway should have offered one on his own initiative. Blue may be no lady, but on occasion likes to pretend that that is the case.
(I'd prefer the exchange to be friendly and humorous, but we *do* have a psychiatric patient on hand)
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Moderated Freeform / Re: The Silk Road Act 1: Old Cairo
« Last post by Dozus on February 19, 2018, 03:06:26 PM »
Obutsu stood stood near Blue, eyeing him. "Did you know my mother was a whore?" he said after a moment. "Our local slum lord, Adriano, forced her into the life. He had clients up in Novo São Paulo, zaibatsu bosses and rich bichos who were tired of daimakura and pribnows, but couldn't afford gynoids. My mother's flesh was priced cheaper than a robot.

"She did it for years. No real choice, if we wanted a roof over our heads. One night her handler came back without her. Man in the arco had used her up. He was into some hard sado stuff. Broke her neck. I was twelve.

"When the zaibatsu gave me this - " He flexed his mechanical arm, the titanium showing through the translucent outer sheathe. " - I swore I'd find the man that killed my mother. And you know what?" He smiled. "I did. Adriano told me with his last breath. I could have gotten the desgraçado then, but I bided my time. Then Mr. Lee gave me this." He patted the sheathed monofilament katana at his side. "I named him Obaluaiê. My mother used to worship that old dead god. They say he is a god of vengeance, of retribution." He pulled the blade just out of its sheathe, the metal glimmering in the mechanical light of the tank. "Obaluaiê's first taste of blood was the filho da puta that killed my mother. That treated her like a whore."

The blade slid silently back. He looked Blue in the eye. "After that day, no son of Beatriz Matos is anyone's manservant. You want a back rub? Do it yourself, porro loco."

After a second, Joao laughed. "Good to see you again, Blue."
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