Your name reminds me of a story. You young whippersnappers have probably never heard it, because you're too busy playing on your new-fangled internet and listening to your new-fangled rock music to listen. Back in my day, we listened to proper music! But anyway...
Once upon a time, there was a magical place called Barnum & Bailey's Circus. This was the most amazing circus in the universe, and trust me, I know, because I built the universe by hand.
Did I ever tell you young'uns about the time I built the universe by hand? Why it was about fifty years ago, back when Gerry Ford was president. Gerry Ford, yep. You probably don't remember Gerry Ford, because he was before your time. I remember when I saved Gerry Ford from a fire-breathing dragon.
Did I ever tell you about that? Well, you see, Gerry Ford and I were out hunting Chinese people in Africa, back when it was ruled by those aliens and their King Elvis. Well anyway, I and Gerry Ford were hunting Chinese people, when we came upon this big gorilla. You probably don't know what a gorilla is, do you? Well, they're these big flaming rats that shoot poison out of their eyelids, and...
*Falls asleep and begins to snore*