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Offline Karana

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Story Time!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #25 on: March 19, 2004, 07:20:52 AM »
Mooo!*poke poke*My story:

One upon a time,the magic lamp,purple mist,a bowl and porridge,and the birds sang,MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I have no idea but I always wanted to post that. ^_^

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« Reply #26 on: March 19, 2004, 04:16:03 PM »
Disaster struck when Thelma, the prized donkey that Mad Ted-the human cannonbal-brought with him to every show accidently crawled into the mouth of the cannon just as he was about to shoot. Authorites brought Ted and Thelma to the hospital quickly, and report that both will be just fine.

Of course, it will take them several hours to get Mad Ted's head out of his ass!
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Re: Story Time!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #27 on: July 09, 2008, 09:50:14 PM »
Once before the end of the beginning came, there was Llama Joe. He ate the grass, but not before kicking Cobra Jim in the nads really really hard. Then People's Court told them that yellow snow was dangerous. They went their seperate ways shouting "Vegemite!", until the very beginning of the end.
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Re: Story Time!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #28 on: July 09, 2008, 10:12:49 PM »
In the end there were laughing fries. But they weren't laughing with you, they were scooping rabid ants into a bright red Elderberry. Because it was a hangnail the fates deemed the fries once again be potatoes, but instead made them yams and they were not happy since everybody knows a yam is yam and that is all that's a yam is yam since a yam is a yam's yam.

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Re: Story Time!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #29 on: November 18, 2008, 07:20:24 PM »
The next day, I showed a cute pink T-shirt with a pink bunny drawn on it to my brother. But he said "Thats not bunny, There is not a single pink bunny in this world.".
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