Approach me if ye dare!!!

[Agar]

This has all been so therapudic for relieving holiday stress. Coming here and being almost professionally silly has been a wonderful way to vent stress and relax.

You should understand that my wife and I are starting our first business and on top of that stress we have people being people and getting into holiday stress fits. One if our cars decided to take a holiday and refused to turn on one day. Don't forget that the earthquake in central california which rattle here to gently to feel, yet still knocked over a handful of pieces in our kiln and fused them together. And the next day, an element melts, literally a part of it went liquid, and the whole load is still being salvaged, and we had to run our last minute holiday to some friends of ours an hour north of us. Lastly, our holiday ham passed the ghost, and we all got a mild case of food posioning.

And yet, it's been a good year.  

Thanks for all my friends here for helping relieve our stress. On that note...

*The clown grabs ahold of his hat and pulls it and it's face off to reveal DICK CLARK!!*

It's time to count down the hits to the new year!Number 5! An octopus inside of a jello mold!

*A two meter wide jello mold with an octopus inside lands on top of Ria. The octopus begins to try to slither through the jello towards Ria, pusing aside peeled white grapes, cherries, strawberries, and the occasional jelly bean.*



P.S. My wife just came up to me while I was writing this and let me know she's pregnant with our third kid. Whoo Hoo!

[Strolen]

Yeah, well at least you didn't have a wooden spoon break while mixing chocolate chip cookies. Now that you are through all the bad there is only up to go.

Congratulations on Agar Jr. Jr. Jr., that is awesome news

I grab an Action Hero and dance under the Christmas tree in extreme glee.

I bow to the pig in the pink ballerina skirt  before I deal a hand of go fish to the gathered participants. I think the blob of jello might have eaten its hand but it is hard to tell as it ingests everything.

Many things can be defeated through physical violence, but the test of true strength is that through the wits tested in challenge.

::Go Fish:: -or- ::Hide-and-Seek::

[CaptainPenguin]

NARM!

[Agar]

Narm, yes, well that was something along the lines of our next hit:
Number 4!

Noodles Around Rubber Marsupials! (N.A.R.M.)

*A score of Spagetti covered Kangaroos made of rubber pile over the top of Captain Penguin*

Narm indeed!  

[Kassil]

Fnord!

[Agar]

For number 3 we have:
A soaking wet Purple People Eater!

*A soaking wet Purple People Eater charges at Kassil*
Must eat people!

For our number 2 hit, we proudly present:
An Orange Kangaroo from Denmak!

Pick a number from 2-9.
Muliply your number by 9.
You now have a 2 digit number. Subtract the larger digit from the smaller digit. Ex: 56 = 6-5=1.
Add one to your number.
That number corresponds to a letter in the English alphabet, where A=1, B=2, and so on.
Think of a country that starts with that letter.
Take the last letter of that country and think of an animal that starts with that letter.
Take the last letter of that animal's name and think of a color.

I don't know about you, but the last time I was in Denmak, I didn't see any orange kangaroos.

*An orange Kangaroo bounces to land in front of you and begins to pummel you with neon blue boxing gloves*

[Kassil]

"How lucky for me that I'm a dragon, not a 'people'." Kassil notes as he takes to the air, flying in lazy circles and leading the soaking wet purple people eater off towards the moat.

[Strolen]

BOO!

[Kassil]

*circles around and leads the stampeding Soaking Wet Purple People Eater right for Strolen, while bombing everyone with doughnuts*

[Agar]

And the number one hit, here to bring in the new year, is YOU. That's right, you are the funniest thing to slap somebody with. Here you are now!

*You are lifted up by an invisible force and proceed to pummel everyone around you. Random globs of jello and animals with funny names and/or appearances are inserted for variety.*

[CaptainPenguin]

Snarmak bkarnoo!
Shilvaszzl-BogAT!

*Devours the true protonymic name of the year 2004 and then bursts into unnatural black flames and howls like 1,000 demons*

"HROOOOOOOON!"

[CaptainPenguin]

*Takes out his Whuppin' Foot*

My Whuppin' Foots itchin'!
I needs teh' Whup sumpin'!

[sniperspy]

*bends over*

That's funny, my whuppin pad is in the mood for a whuppin! Whup away!

[CaptainPenguin]

Did you ever get that feeling when you open a bag of Fritos that Larry Flint, or possibly Jay Leno, are inside, murdering Hugh Jackman?

[Agar]

Way to ressurect a post Capt.

*Slaps bystander with a sack of gerbils.*

[CaptainPenguin]

Yep. I found buried treasure.