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[MoonHunter]

SHM Paladin (single human male)  seeks adventuring band which has no female tempation to smite Evil with. Groups with questionable males, too many elves, or "wine merchants" need not contact me.

[MoonHunter]

MEG (Mad Evil Genius) with a very busy schedule of conqueoring searching for unowned female robotic concubine. I don't have time to build my own; but if you need a new master, I am it. Must be willing to give over remote controls and be subjected to a trojan search.

[MoonHunter]

Single Female Dwarf looking for Male Dwarf with a Big Hammer and at least a small hoard to start a heroic lineage. Have Skalds sing of our children's deeds. Contact via mail drop at Three Pines.

[Wulfhere]

Widowed Drow Female seeks broad-minded Drow Male for companionship and good times.  Must love spiders.

[MoonHunter]

From across the alleyway:
You: Batwinged Beauty, dark magic sword, betwitching violet eyes.
Me: Rugged chin, Blue Cloak, Fire bolts.
We locked eyes between opponents. I felt a connection, did you? Let us find a neutral place to meet and ... discuss this.

[Kassil]

Ancient Dragon seeks attractive young female humanoid to serve as lair centerpiece. Benefits include room, board, access to knowledge and secret lore from ages past. Willingness to look past xenophobic relationship barriers a plus. Contact at the Howling Winds Pass.

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SMDE (Single Male Destructive Entity) seeks SFI (Single Female Innocent) to temper impulses to go on rampage. Antimagic powers and/or good skill with subdual weapons a must.

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Newly ascended god seeks High Priest/ess. Protfolio not yet solidified, get in on ground floor today. Contact Bob at nearest pantheistic temple.

[MoonHunter]

A real listing

Looking for anime buddy
MF in STL looking for someone to view/ discuss anime with. Like hist,. sci-fi, fant., advent., action, horror anime. Dislikes most mecha, sports, romance anime. Hates Moe and shota/lolicon. No hentai, yahoi, uri. Likes the same in manga. Will debate anime for ridiculously long time. Am open minded to anything once. Loves J-culture, esp. fashion. Doesn't cosplay, but doesn't mind others doing it well. Will go to theatrical releases of anime. If interested in becoming an anime buddy, please email......

[MoonHunter]

I am aiming to misbehave. Must have Brown Political leanings and some skill shooting.

Could you just not see this being posed up in a Serenity Game?

[manfred]

LE entertainer with five years of experience looking for a compatible CG. Own talkshow under discussion.

Reply under: Alignement Talk.

[MoonHunter]

A great sidekick with some useful skills looking for a Hero to have a man-crush on.  Please send a recounting of your recent heroic endevors.

[MoonHunter]

Scientific Genius having warehouse sale on this tuesday.  Dozens of seldom used Enators for your own Evil Schemes. Bring cash. No checks.  Contact BOX 66676 for referral details.

[dark_dragon]

Handsome Mad Evil Genius Male Roboticist looking for like-minded Nerdy Female Astronomer to make like Von Neumann Machines and take over the universe. Must love enslaving planets.

I have a space station and robotic minions to cater to our every whim.  You have a list of planets to conquer and a lust for power. Together we will be overlords.

Must be willing to travel to exotic locations. Spacesuit provided.

[Scrasamax]

WANTED: Loyal Lieutenant, Min 5 years exp, PR and organizational skills needed. Send Resume and references. Lack of conscience or scruples a bonus!

WANTED: Henchmen, Union package, benefits. Not a leader? Excellent! Apply in person at Doom Island Personnel Office

WANTED: Disgraced Scientists, disgruntled technicians and experiences engineers. Many positions available, entry level and executive level. No experience required, please send college transcripts, vitriol filled letter of disgrace or hit list, and resume to Doom Island Personnel Office ATTN Linda

WANTED: Collection of useless skills? (Karate, pole dancing, poker) Ever consider being a femme fatal? Send resume and glamour shots to Doom Island Personnel Office ATTN Mr. Doom Skullgrin.

WANTED: Landscaper and grounds keeper familiar with tropical island plant and animal life. Electrician and handyman skills a plus. Doom Island General Office, ATTN Dave

[MoonHunter]

WANTED:  Z69 Components.  Willing to trade some robots of some complexity for them. 

MEG looking for romantic entanglement with appropriate female henchperson.  Looking for an interior designer, a martial artists, or cybernetics engineer.  Any useful skill set will be considered.  Please send photo or hologram.

[MoonHunter]

 
Murometz: WMMGM seeking single EPC for a Forum RP. Must love posting often, cats, and just cozying up in front of a fire with a good book or movie.