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Offline Magus

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« on: December 18, 2003, 09:12:01 PM »
OOC: I wanted to start this thread so we could have some good old drunken warfare, like we did at kalahars old place. So manily I put this here so we could all do battle with our wits and knowledge.

Now, are their any of you out their man(or woman) enough to take me on!
the road keeps on telling me to go on

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« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2003, 02:07:28 AM »
Your challege is like a flea screaming to fight a dog.

You have heart, but will be squashed, bitten, swallowed, or ignored.

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« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2003, 04:29:55 AM »
I would fight you, but you need some experience to level up a couple of times before I do.  Otherwise, pfffft, it is over too fast and it would not be worth the effort to type.
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« Reply #3 on: December 19, 2003, 05:59:49 AM »
"hey ill fight you magot i mean magus".."so then lets fight"...*pulls a sword from his sheeth.*
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« Reply #4 on: December 22, 2003, 10:29:38 PM »
bagins casting a undecipherable spell.
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« Reply #5 on: December 23, 2003, 03:32:17 AM »
Stepping up from behind from the tween, a heavy pipe strikes the MU's head, stunning them. Dropping the pipe, the palmed ball and steel twine falls free. With a practiced motion, a ball gags using a garrote's mechanism finds its way into the mage's mouth. It is clicked with the locking mechanism. Kicking the stunned MU facilitates the slippings paddle gloves upon the dazed mage's hand and feet, pulling the connecting rope tight, the MU find themselves hog tied and unable to cast most spells.  MoonHunter simply stand up with hands held in the air, like a cowboy waiting for the judge's scores and his time.  Then with a cheshire cat like smile, he slips back 'tween.
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We should find a change of venue.
« Reply #6 on: December 23, 2003, 03:37:13 AM »
This should be slipped into FreeForm roleplaying...

If you can't find it here tommorow, it will be there.
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« Reply #7 on: January 05, 2004, 10:06:20 PM »
hearing a commotion behind him, downs two bottles of liquid breaking one and turning around finds the magus already downed...and does a staggering charge to the nearest person, tripping and bludgering them with his broken glass bottle. "RAWR!"
I Naymu McBane, shall poison more than the deadly glare of a cockatrice!

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« Reply #8 on: January 06, 2004, 02:55:10 PM »
*wakes up from a daze.
whoa what just happened. I think  ill have a quick drink.
*walks over to the bar and takes a seat.
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« Reply #9 on: January 06, 2004, 03:02:03 PM »
Throws a flameing chunk of ice at him...
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« Reply #10 on: January 06, 2004, 03:05:15 PM »
why you little.
*casts basic frost missle at kalabar.
Can't a guy even sit down around here!?
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« Reply #11 on: January 06, 2004, 03:08:35 PM »
No not really* uses sonics shoes and within a second he was next to magus*...*spits on him and then runs to the other side of the place...
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« Reply #12 on: January 06, 2004, 03:45:08 PM »
(downs another bottle of ale at the sight of a man whizzing across the bar)...Hmm, didnt think that this wattered down poonanny would have an effect...Anways (doing a bounding leap all the way from one side to the side this speedy demon boots his 4ft body into Kalabar's head)...."BWAAAAAAAA"
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« Reply #13 on: January 06, 2004, 03:47:08 PM »
*steps to one side and watches him fly into a tree*
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« Reply #14 on: January 20, 2004, 12:47:00 PM »
(thinks to himself why a tree would be in an alehouse, but all the same he is drunk, and just goes with it, in his dexterous, (yes dexterous even if dwarven) attempts to kick Kalabar, lands on a branch of this...tree?) "Rawr!"
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« Reply #15 on: January 20, 2004, 12:47:31 PM »
(thinks to himself why a tree would be in an alehouse, but all the same he is drunk, and just goes with it, in his dexterous, (yes dexterous even if dwarven) attempts to kick Kalabar, lands on a branch of this...tree?) "Rawr!"
I Naymu McBane, shall poison more than the deadly glare of a cockatrice!

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« Reply #16 on: January 20, 2004, 02:34:42 PM »
ARRRRR! You punks I otto envoke a spell of the gods on you! *then passes out from intoxication. and falls smack dab onto the tree in the bar.
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« Reply #17 on: January 20, 2004, 08:05:12 PM »
Falls from the tree and pokes at Kalabar,"Yeah thats right! So i win..." Looks around the crowd and notices noone even went away from their business to watch the fight and begins to brag of how he single handedly took out Magus, Dark Lord, but spared him his life as he pulled his arm back for the final strike and the magus fainted..."yep, thats the TRUE story"..
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« Reply #18 on: January 21, 2004, 02:17:29 PM »
*sleeps at the base of the tree with an expresion of extream bordum upon his face.
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« Reply #19 on: January 21, 2004, 04:31:38 PM »
speaking to a fine looking warrior girl who had recently walked in, naymu says, "You see that one laying at the base of that tree,...the tree inside the bar...hes a mage, and i beat em myself!"
I Naymu McBane, shall poison more than the deadly glare of a cockatrice!

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« Reply #20 on: January 21, 2004, 06:47:27 PM »
RRRROOOOAARRRR

I'm in a drunken stupor and ready to dish otu the pain!!!!!!  :twisted:  :twisted:


"DDOOOOO YYYYOOOOUUUUU SMMMEEELLLL WWWWHHHHAAATTTT III'MMM DRINKIN?"

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« Reply #21 on: January 21, 2004, 09:29:55 PM »
:o  "IF THATS A CHALLLLENNGE! One more thing!"  :wink:  Naymu sweeps your legs and sucker punches you, picking up a shattered mug and flailing it violently towards your body. "RAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWR
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« Reply #22 on: January 22, 2004, 02:08:16 PM »
*wakes up and yawns
What just happened. *stretches
I hope you all have behaved while i took my nap.
*walkes over to bar and sit
Ill take someting light. *he sais to the barkeep
By the way, why is their a tree here, it maks no sence!
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« Reply #23 on: January 22, 2004, 03:52:15 PM »
The enraged drunk wrestler with latino ancestery rolls off the ground and graples his opponent.  "YEEAAARRRR I LIKE A GOOD FIGHT NOW!!!!"

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« Reply #24 on: January 22, 2004, 04:05:41 PM »
So how was your day
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