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Pirate Penguin
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December 15, 2003, 07:55:47 PM »
Symore was a man and yet he wan't you see Symore was an insane pumpkin who killed everything. One day he killed something and it died. This Shocked Symore. Anyway later seymore opened up a Synthroid 125mcg tablet factor and sold cow water. But soon he killed all the cows and then died a horrible gult filled death. Only you can prevent forest fires.
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December 15, 2003, 09:04:04 PM »
Once there was an ugly man, he was so ugly that everyone died the end.
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Pirate Penguin
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December 15, 2003, 09:05:01 PM »
Sorry i am just venting out some weird, feel free to join me!!!
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Magus
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December 15, 2003, 09:07:07 PM »
WHAT!?
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December 15, 2003, 10:34:49 PM »
Once upon a time, in the magical world of Hoon, there was a fairy named Pretty Fairy. She was sitting around, and then she got eaten by Zabulax, King of the Trolls, who then proceeded to rape and pillage the beautiful fairy kingdom.
POWER ZAD!
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Ria Hawk
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December 15, 2003, 11:12:10 PM »
*head explodes*
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Magus
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December 15, 2003, 11:16:35 PM »
There was once a mighty wizard called magus, he let loose the power of lucifer upon two helpless fools. Captain, and Pirate penguin. And then he said, *I will go to youre house, and I will cut you*
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December 16, 2003, 02:46:56 PM »
No i'am sorry the correct answer was fish, thats right fish.
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Magus
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December 16, 2003, 05:52:25 PM »
Remember always this:
You can dance if you want to
You can leave your friends behind
And if they don't dance, and if they don't dance then they're
No friends of mine.
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kalabar
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December 17, 2003, 07:02:49 AM »
THats the best song i ever heard
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Pirate Penguin
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December 17, 2003, 02:45:57 PM »
I am outi 5000, chow.
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penguin
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December 17, 2003, 05:04:42 PM »
No! The answer is "Purple because Ice Cream has no bones!"
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"My dad always said measure twice cut once."
"My dad always said Cleveland Jr. quit jumping on the bed!"
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December 18, 2003, 07:28:26 PM »
no no nooooooooooo!
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December 18, 2003, 10:14:41 PM »
once when i was a young girl. wait a minute...
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kalabar
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December 19, 2003, 06:53:53 AM »
Hey why the hell did you call your self guest
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December 24, 2003, 11:53:10 AM »
"Hey Alex, I've got a riddle for ye
what's the difference between a mallard with a cold and your mom?
ones a sick duck and I can't remember the rest but your mother's a whore"
-sean connery, celebrity jeopardy
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Strolen
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December 24, 2003, 07:45:29 PM »
There was once a fluffy little bunny in the world of Everything is Perfect.
One day the cute bunny was hungry so it turned around and there was lettuce. It wouldn't be Everything is Perfect if everything wasn't perfect.
Then the adorable bunny wanted a treat so it turned around and there was a ripe orange carrot.
Everything was peace and harmony in the land of Everything is Perfect and the bunny liked it and lived satisfied till the end of it's days.
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December 24, 2003, 07:54:32 PM »
Once there was a dude named SUPERBob, and his face was purple.
But it wasn't the regular kind of purple, it was infrapurple, so that anybody who looked at it would explode!!!
You hear that?!!
EXPLODE!!!
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December 25, 2003, 05:49:02 PM »
One day SUPERBob thought his hair was messy so he went and looked into the mirror....
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penguin
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March 04, 2004, 11:51:12 AM »
KKKKAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I'm a big man with a gun! Bang! Bang! Now I'm
Pat Boone Gonna have a Christmas Special."
"My dad always said measure twice cut once."
"My dad always said Cleveland Jr. quit jumping on the bed!"
Pirate Penguin
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March 05, 2004, 09:47:53 PM »
Oh the pocorns done.
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penguin
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March 09, 2004, 09:47:27 AM »
MMMMM the sweet buttery goodness
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"Look at me I'm Daniel Boone, I'm a big man,
I'm a big man with a gun! Bang! Bang! Now I'm
Pat Boone Gonna have a Christmas Special."
"My dad always said measure twice cut once."
"My dad always said Cleveland Jr. quit jumping on the bed!"
Ylorea
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March 09, 2004, 11:14:57 AM »
I called and called and called, but never did I turn up being a guest.....
Perhaps I should try and logout first, but then I would have to remember my password. This is too silly anyway, so let me just think further about the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything....
Yours,
Ylorea
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Magus
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March 09, 2004, 02:58:21 PM »
Another one, would never come, but even so, i would be told,
that after all, the world is small, and many have so left,
it's only when, the mind's at rest, that we can be ourselves,
for in our hearts, we truly know, that we are not are best.
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Luke Lavin
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March 10, 2004, 12:54:45 PM »
One day a man was poking a pile of horse dung with a stick...
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