A bitter "Yarr" drifts from the shadows in the corner. Out stalks a penguin, dressed in a tattered seaman's jacket, a wide-brimmed hat with a huge feather plume, floppy boots, and rose-lensed goggles. He carries a wooden toy sword painted gold, and a red Vis-a-Vis pen.
"D'arr. I ain't feelin' exuberant, yarr. First of all, the spelling errors! And second of all, y'took me name! I should copyright, and such! Yarr!" he says.