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« on: November 28, 2003, 12:27:27 PM »
Howdy I'm obvously new but some of you may already "know" me from the "gods" thread. I am Nitouken's "creation" Penguin the goddess of all things shiny. Yes, that was my title before he posted it. Nitouken is my DM and VladTepes is my infatuation we're all one big (small) happy family(ish).
So Howdy Doody all!
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"My dad always said Cleveland Jr. quit jumping on the bed!"

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« Reply #1 on: November 28, 2003, 10:07:05 PM »
Agh!  Another penguin!  Seriously, welcome to our little fortress.  I'm Ria Hawk, and sooner or later, you're gonna meet Captain Penguin, everyone's favorite flightless waterfowl pirate.  Just remember to duck the barrels.
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« Reply #2 on: November 29, 2003, 11:50:26 AM »
Well nice to Meet you.
"Look at me I'm Daniel Boone, I'm a big man,
I'm a big man with a gun! Bang! Bang! Now I'm
Pat Boone Gonna have a Christmas Special."

"My dad always said measure twice cut once."
"My dad always said Cleveland Jr. quit jumping on the bed!"

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« Reply #3 on: November 30, 2003, 07:23:24 PM »
A bitter "Yarr" drifts from the shadows in the corner. Out stalks a penguin, dressed in a tattered seaman's jacket, a wide-brimmed hat with a huge feather plume, floppy boots, and rose-lensed goggles. He carries a wooden toy sword painted gold, and a red Vis-a-Vis pen.
"D'arr. I ain't feelin' exuberant, yarr. First of all, the spelling errors! And second of all, y'took me name! I should copyright, and such! Yarr!" he says.
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« Reply #4 on: November 30, 2003, 07:26:27 PM »
Hey Nitouken wrote about me on the "these are our gods page" way before I signed up.
Oh and you would proably hate my hand writing, I dont dot my "i"'s
"Look at me I'm Daniel Boone, I'm a big man,
I'm a big man with a gun! Bang! Bang! Now I'm
Pat Boone Gonna have a Christmas Special."

"My dad always said measure twice cut once."
"My dad always said Cleveland Jr. quit jumping on the bed!"

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« Reply #5 on: November 30, 2003, 09:59:17 PM »
A sharp wind of sleet and snow picks up out of knowhere as the windows fog up in the tavern. The candles fliker and then blow out there small smoke trails swept into the swearling snow. Suddenly it all stops and a peculiar human with a long snow white cape made of some animal long dead stands his hood covering his eyes as his long beard drapes down the front of him. Aged and white it is but as he draws back his hood you see a face no younger than 43. His skin covered in black tatooes and his skin looks as if it has been out in the cold to long.
"So then...what might we be calling you!"
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« Reply #6 on: December 01, 2003, 08:54:19 AM »
The tall slender newcomer steps into the light shining in through the window "Penguin" she says. Then something unusual appears under her long black coat, she takes it off to reveal wings, then in the moon light you notice that he skin is as pale as the snow. It looks as though she hasn’t seen the light of day in years, centuries even. There is little to no color it her cheeks a chill falls over the room.
"Look at me I'm Daniel Boone, I'm a big man,
I'm a big man with a gun! Bang! Bang! Now I'm
Pat Boone Gonna have a Christmas Special."

"My dad always said measure twice cut once."
"My dad always said Cleveland Jr. quit jumping on the bed!"

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« Reply #7 on: December 01, 2003, 10:29:59 AM »
Hail they and well met young traveler. As you have spend quite a bit of time here, I think there is little need to tell you about me.

I would like to take this opertunity to welcome back our friend samurai.

Yours,

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« Reply #8 on: December 01, 2003, 12:54:27 PM »
Oh, just so you know, Penguin, I don't mean to be mean or irritating.
I was just feeling very irritable yesterday. Week long trips to the in-laws can do that.
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« Reply #9 on: December 01, 2003, 03:49:30 PM »
Bows deeply to Ylorea. "Tis good to be back." said he and took a seat farthest from the fire.

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« Reply #10 on: December 01, 2003, 04:39:11 PM »
I was a little edgy yesterday, and just so you know I have been penguin for years its just hasn't been until a few months ago that penguin has been a character. I'm kind of a computer nerd and I'm in love with Tux the Linux penguin so thats how that got started.
"Look at me I'm Daniel Boone, I'm a big man,
I'm a big man with a gun! Bang! Bang! Now I'm
Pat Boone Gonna have a Christmas Special."

"My dad always said measure twice cut once."
"My dad always said Cleveland Jr. quit jumping on the bed!"

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« Reply #11 on: December 01, 2003, 07:06:10 PM »
OOC: eyp forgot to log in but that guest was me =\
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« Reply #12 on: December 03, 2003, 12:09:40 AM »
Do Penguins travel in flocks?

At least they can't fly so we don't have to worry about white bombs from above.

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« Reply #13 on: December 03, 2003, 07:19:33 AM »
The funny thing is Penguin, my character, is half celsetial half vamp so I have but ungodly Dogma wings.
"Look at me I'm Daniel Boone, I'm a big man,
I'm a big man with a gun! Bang! Bang! Now I'm
Pat Boone Gonna have a Christmas Special."

"My dad always said measure twice cut once."
"My dad always said Cleveland Jr. quit jumping on the bed!"

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« Reply #14 on: December 03, 2003, 09:37:08 AM »
the best half of each

my little penguin
Shoot 'em all. Let God sort 'em out later.

p.s. i hate paladins

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« Reply #15 on: December 03, 2003, 09:53:57 AM »
:D  :D  :D
"Look at me I'm Daniel Boone, I'm a big man,
I'm a big man with a gun! Bang! Bang! Now I'm
Pat Boone Gonna have a Christmas Special."

"My dad always said measure twice cut once."
"My dad always said Cleveland Jr. quit jumping on the bed!"