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Re: The Silk Road OOC Chat
« Reply #25 on: February 19, 2018, 06:06:52 AM »
Well then, as said, I am not saying yes unless I hear a yes. Or unless Obutsu convinces Blue otherwise. Please *do* engage with what my character says, I heard that is the point of RP.
(also, Blue is the one renting the tank, so it makes sense also in-game, yes?)
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Re: The Silk Road OOC Chat
« Reply #26 on: February 19, 2018, 02:43:24 PM »
I was operating under the assumption that Blue was joking with off-color banter, not demanding Obutsu whore himself out as a servant. But if that's the route you want to go...
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Re: The Silk Road OOC Chat
« Reply #27 on: February 19, 2018, 05:57:58 PM »
(please consider this an attempt at humour, and at portraying Blue accurately)
Whoring? A servant? :D All Blue wants is one (1) backrub (standard issue, no happy ending), for a ride in the middle of the desert, and for the assistance of three armed mercenaries and a tank. That's a deal as good as they come! Blue didn't even ask for gas, grass, or ass. Generous, even miraculous, the pinnacle of human virtue, rare these days.
Why, if Blue gives it any more thought, then the conclusion will be that Joao should feel honored to be given the opportunity to give Blue a backrub, and anyway should have offered one on his own initiative. Blue may be no lady, but on occasion likes to pretend that that is the case.
(I'd prefer the exchange to be friendly and humorous, but we *do* have a psychiatric patient on hand)
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Re: The Silk Road OOC Chat
« Reply #28 on: February 20, 2018, 03:08:05 AM »
And on the topic of whores and their masters https://9gag.com/gag/azXryRj
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Re: The Silk Road OOC Chat
« Reply #29 on: February 21, 2018, 04:34:22 PM »
Gentlemen please! There are children present!

*looks around for children*

Nevermind. As you were!
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Re: The Silk Road OOC Chat
« Reply #30 on: February 22, 2018, 09:37:12 AM »
You all heard Muro! Let the whoring commence!  :beer2:
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Re: The Silk Road OOC Chat
« Reply #31 on: February 24, 2018, 11:48:49 AM »
Posted, and private PMs have been sent
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Re: The Silk Road OOC Chat
« Reply #32 on: February 27, 2018, 11:21:51 AM »
Sorry for being late with posting, got sick and basically just slept.
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Re: The Silk Road OOC Chat
« Reply #33 on: February 27, 2018, 12:11:23 PM »
Sorry for being late with posting, got sick and basically just slept.
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Re: The Silk Road OOC Chat
« Reply #34 on: February 28, 2018, 05:17:23 AM »
Sorry for being late with posting, got sick and basically just slept.
Recover well!
If you happen to have any paladins with Cure Disease or Exorcism, now would be the time to send them over.
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Re: The Silk Road OOC Chat
« Reply #35 on: February 28, 2018, 08:23:11 AM »
Quoting from the Cosmic Era Firearms sub:
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3. Vasquez-Drake 10-60 Squad Assault Weapon

A heavy weapon, the VD 10-60 is commonly used in anti-battle suit operations and by special forces in the United States of South America. The gun was modeled off of contemporary weapons from America and then upgraded to handle the newest generation of caseless ammunition. The weapon was originally intended to be mounted on vehicles and on top of tanks, but the emergence of the supersoldier, light power armor, and cyborg augmentation, this heavy weapon made the transition from vehicle support to squad support. The gun fires a heavy 'long cartridge' 10mm round and can handle explosive, armor piercing, and incendiary rounds. The gun has a distinctive sound when fired and with it's SmartGun functionality can be very computer friendly.
I didn't specify before, but what kind of ammo can Obutsu be packing? A little from each column?
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Re: The Silk Road OOC Chat
« Reply #36 on: February 28, 2018, 11:49:45 AM »
Echoing Dozus' question - what kind of ammo does the tank's machine gun have? I figure that blasting conventional rounds at it is pretty futile.
The rifle may not do me a whole lot of good, either.
So, if there's no good ammo in the MG, my best guess would be to give it a good TK shove?
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Re: The Silk Road OOC Chat
« Reply #37 on: March 02, 2018, 09:06:34 PM »
The turbo tank has a 20mm cannon with standard explosive rounds

DM Suggestion: called shots, and aimed shots.

I like the idea of going TK, and would suggest exploiting the surrounding terrain. You and the monster are in the midst of rusted metal hulks and wreckage from massive construction projects two centuries past. Lots of jagged metal, beams, etc
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Re: The Silk Road OOC Chat
« Reply #38 on: March 08, 2018, 05:19:33 AM »
 :stickpoke:
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Re: The Silk Road OOC Chat
« Reply #39 on: March 08, 2018, 09:22:45 AM »
Sorry, busy with work and illness. Will post today.
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Re: The Silk Road OOC Chat
« Reply #40 on: March 12, 2018, 06:51:58 PM »
I assume Blue isn't picking up anything weird.
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Re: The Silk Road OOC Chat
« Reply #41 on: March 13, 2018, 01:38:39 PM »
Nothing but the fading throb of the Sea of Victoria.
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Re: The Silk Road OOC Chat
« Reply #42 on: March 15, 2018, 11:26:23 AM »
 :stickpoke:
The obligatory poke poke wink wink nudge nudge
Also, I love how the smiley is blue :D
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Re: The Silk Road OOC Chat
« Reply #43 on: March 16, 2018, 08:51:39 AM »
I've emerged from my grading chrysalis with a clear schedule. Back in action, my dudes.
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Re: The Silk Road OOC Chat
« Reply #44 on: March 19, 2018, 09:40:59 PM »
How much does Obutsu know about Adeaze aside from her name, title, and appearance?
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Re: The Silk Road OOC Chat
« Reply #45 on: March 20, 2018, 04:24:58 AM »
Ah, so it's a classic 'no questions asked' hit. Some days, Blue thinks that the whole corp-on-corp assassinations should get a discount, so that more corporate @ssholes die.
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Re: The Silk Road OOC Chat
« Reply #46 on: March 20, 2018, 12:30:23 PM »
Hey, we all got bills to pay.
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Re: The Silk Road OOC Chat
« Reply #47 on: March 21, 2018, 04:21:04 AM »
Blue is not one to judge :D But really, Scras, if that's all Joao knows, unless LV has something sensible to say, we can check the shuttle whether all loot is there, pew-pew the kitty-cat, grab the loot, and go home, no? ;)
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Re: The Silk Road OOC Chat
« Reply #48 on: March 21, 2018, 03:21:42 PM »
I dont seem to know where the messages I sent to each player went, so if anyone wants to reply those back to me, I would appreciate it
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Re: The Silk Road OOC Chat
« Reply #49 on: March 21, 2018, 06:42:45 PM »
I have exactly zero on Adeaze in my PMs :/
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