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Magic Hating Knights
« on: September 14, 2017, 11:39:08 PM »
What would make a baron or monarch hate mages so much that he forms an order of magic hating knights to destroy all magic users? :twocents: :mace: :battleaxe: :medieval: :axeman: :knightsofni1:

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Re: Magic Hating Knights
« Reply #1 on: September 16, 2017, 06:02:09 AM »
10 Reasons for Baron to hate magic

10. Embarrassed by a magic user, pride demands revenge

9. Robbed by a magic user, pride demands revenge

8. Controlled this one time by a magic user, fear demands over reaction

7. Magic users channel evil gods/spirits, Good demands action

6. Magic users channel chaos or highly destructive forces, Law demands action

5. Magic is considered evil by the Clerics, religious duty to purge the witches

4. Rejected by hot Magical girls, pride demands revenge

3. Under magic compulsion to hate magic users (except the ones doing the compulsing)

2. According to the prophecy, all will be undone by a magic user, better kill all magic users

1. Baron can't get his wand up
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Re: Magic Hating Knights
« Reply #2 on: November 13, 2017, 02:24:18 PM »
11. Magic users are ahrd to control and reject the Baron's authority. The Baron hates that.
12. The Baron is evil, and the magic users are opposing him. He has misrepresented them as heretics or devil worshippers.
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