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City Generator, useful or just amusing?


So I got a link in an email about City Generator http://citygenerator.morgajel.net/ that;s supposed to make functional fantasy based cities with a button click.

It comes with a disclaimer of "Note: The purpose of this tool is not to provide you with a complete, logical, feasible creations- quite the contrary. The purpose is to give a DM a seed for building their own ideas. If things don't make sense, try to figure out the conditions that lead to that state. The interesting backstory comes from the DM exercising their imagination"

Some of the stuff I've seen so far would have back-stories that would be either hilarious or deeply disturbing.

Such as:


Magical bat clouds that are avoided by children. The locals speak of piles of kitten mittens buried near there.

A blessed castle inhabited by carnivorous woodpeckers that are hunted by unicorns

A creepy fort inhabited by carnivorous parrots that are frequented by unicorns. Adahiaiyn Jadesun said the locals speak of piles of monkey wrenches hidden around somewhere.

Abundant vampire kangaroo mobs that are feared by children. Beautra Plainbash said the locals speak of a chest containing penis sheathes hidden around somewhere.

Rat is a male Kobold who is known in that part of town as being a gifted maidservant. He appears treasure-obsessed.

Dan Peterwell, a battle-ready male half-dwarf. He is a commoner who is fleeing an abusive lover.

These establishments worthy of mention in Blakeers:

The Sleepy Ulcer Fabrics

The Flabby Wig Tavern

The Waddling Beauty Brothel

The Perfumed Hole Meat House

Job Postings

Looking for work? rabbits-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Lorim Smartbridge.


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