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Murometz:
Goss, I'd title that one, "S'not a gift!" :P

19. Urine Luck!
Goblin piss is an underrated resource. Most erudite blokes are familiar with the general properties of piss, and its potential applications, but Goblin's urine is surprisingly more potent than the Human equivalent. The "gift" is a vial of goblin urine, that replenishes (re-fills) itself upon being emptied. How is this a gift I can hear you asking? Just peruse the Wikipedia article on "urine" and magnify/alter/enhance whichever bizarre property/application might apply.

Murometz:
20. Helm of Arse-Protection
The goblins look surprised if questioned as to this strange item's purpose. It is a *helm*, they say, to protect your *back-side*. Why would this confuse you humans? The helm functions as a normal helm if donned upon one's head (if it even fits a head). However, if used as it's intended, the helm provides a +1 armor/defense bonus to your backside. What the goblins will be loathe to reveal however, is that the helm was once an ogre's helm, and now has holes punched in it for legs. Why ask why? Do not look a gift-horse in the arse!

axlerowes:
21. A Bag Full of Goblin Infants

"All the families in the tribe took up a collection for ya! We all reached deep and spared what we could...remember to cut their nails or they will claw their own eyes out."

axlerowes:
22: BOOM SAUCE:

EVERY GOBLIN HUT WIFE KNOWS THE SECRET TO HAPPY MATING SEASON IS BOOM SAUCE

The delicious, highly explosive, aphrodisiac that does everything.

When frozen, it freezes at 65 degrees F, it is a high unstable trans-dimensional explosive.

Makes a delightful glaze for meat and fruit. A Gelfing steak just isn't a Gelfling steak with out BOOM SAUCE.

Boil it down with animal fat and spice up your love life....for arousal lasting more than four hour days please consult your shaman



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Cheka Man:
23-Copper Disc of Goblin Friendship

Marks the wearer out as a friend of goblins, many goblins but by no means all of them will respect this and not try to hurt the bearer unless attacked or provoked.

24-Goblin Marsh shoes-These let goblins walk in marshy areas without getting bogged down by distributing the weight across a wider area. It is uncertain as to if it would work for humans or not without lots of adaptation.

25-[Funeral Grave and Grave Silver] looted from tombs in the area

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