Thanks to all for the warm welcomes.
Sorry, Strolen, I live fairly close to the border with England. It would take me the better part of a day to reach Loch Ness and even then, Nessie is notoriously difficult to photograph.
And as far as Warrior, Rogue & Mage goes, Murometz, there is ample scope for Priests. The title represents the core stats of every character; Warrior replaces STR and CON, Rogue replaces DEX and CHA, and Mage replaces INT and WIS. It's a ridiculously simple system geared for roleplaying, rather than roll playing. The combat system could do with some tweaking, but otherwise I'd highly recommend it.
And Scrasamax? I'm sure I wouldn't know what you're talking about. (We don't sell it, it's all personal consumption.)