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Re: Quotes of, by, and for, the Citadel
« Reply #125 on: October 19, 2014, 01:02:39 AM »
Regarding the following snippet of conversation, his betters have deemed fit leave to leave it to this humble writer to record it for posterity.

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PoisonAlchemist: Man Muro, you boost my confidence and then you just go crush it with a heartbreaking work of staggering genius.
Pariah: Don't tell him things like that, if his head gets any bigger he'll float off like a weather ballon :p
« Last Edit: October 19, 2014, 02:12:39 AM by Pariah »
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Re: Quotes of, by, and for, the Citadel
« Reply #126 on: November 04, 2014, 10:31:11 PM »
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Silveressa: don't threaten the GM remember I can get a free level by having you neutered ;)
Lady Wolf: you wouldn't
Silveressa: we have magic to restore you after so technically I would neuter my way up to 20th inside of an afternoon ;)

Just another normal evening in the Citadel.
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Re: Quotes of, by, and for, the Citadel
« Reply #127 on: November 04, 2014, 11:41:12 PM »
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(Murometz): i am ghost of muro's past
(Murometz): but but i kinda like it
Lady_Wolf: technically fecal matter is the remains of peoples past ;)
(Murometz): make that future
Lady_Wolf: future would be sperm production.
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Re: Quotes of, by, and for, the Citadel
« Reply #128 on: January 21, 2015, 09:54:15 PM »
Echo: no, really, you run out of the swamp full of monsters, hide in the first house, and someone sets Mystic on fire. (out of context but still. FYI, Mystic is a person.)
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PoisonAlchemist: Man Muro, you boost my confidence and then you just go crush it with a heartbreaking work of staggering genius.
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Re: Quotes of, by, and for, the Citadel
« Reply #129 on: January 25, 2015, 06:29:27 PM »
Cheka man: ....You don't mine this planet, this planet mines you

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Re: Quotes of, by, and for, the Citadel
« Reply #130 on: January 31, 2015, 11:23:03 AM »
Siren no Orakio: But, really, all you need is: Have you ever wanted to be a dwarf, dig into mountain halls, and fear unholy amphibious undead elephants that scale walls and murder your entire family while you sleep? Your wait is over, your dream is here
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Re: Quotes of, by, and for, the Citadel
« Reply #131 on: January 31, 2015, 11:01:33 PM »
Silveressa: which is why you wash your hands before using the computer ;)
Silveressa: otherwise the next person that uses it will get stinky fingers too
 Lady_Wolf:  :lol:
Silveressa: *sticky
 Murometz: whatever do you mean? :P
Murometz: and stinky
Lady_Wolf: remember that TMI line chicka? you crossed it again. ;)
Silveressa: cross it? hell I live on the wrong side of that these days!
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Re: Quotes of, by, and for, the Citadel
« Reply #132 on: February 02, 2015, 05:56:04 PM »
Lady Wolf: We're happy to entertain you with our boredom :P

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Re: Quotes of, by, and for, the Citadel
« Reply #133 on: February 16, 2015, 11:41:30 AM »
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Scrasamax: I liked it better when he kept his weird in the Dark Tower
Pariah: and finally, the gunslinger was written when he was firmly in the abuse of all available substences camp, and yet has only mild existential dread
Pariah: ...
Pariah: ****ing **** **** **** **** **** whore bull**** ****ing tit licking son of an eight legged whore, you beat me to the septology...
Scrasamax: The weird is always there, but the drugs did what they did and he wrote his often perverse horror. The weird was channeled into the Dark Tower, which at times, feels like someone playing through a plane jumping Dying Earth RPG
Scrasamax: bwahahahaha

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Re: Quotes of, by, and for, the Citadel
« Reply #134 on: September 09, 2015, 04:36:09 AM »
Scrasamax  Political correctness is the colon cancer of communication
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Re: Quotes of, by, and for, the Citadel
« Reply #135 on: September 09, 2015, 08:49:09 AM »
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Re: Quotes of, by, and for, the Citadel
« Reply #136 on: January 04, 2016, 11:25:51 PM »
I've got some phosphorus, if anyone wants it. :|

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PoisonAlchemist: Man Muro, you boost my confidence and then you just go crush it with a heartbreaking work of staggering genius.
Pariah: Don't tell him things like that, if his head gets any bigger he'll float off like a weather ballon :p

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Re: Quotes of, by, and for, the Citadel
« Reply #137 on: January 12, 2016, 05:51:30 PM »
"...And if the players have found a way to bring a 20 foot ladder or scaffolding into a dungeon you have failed as a DM."

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PoisonAlchemist: Man Muro, you boost my confidence and then you just go crush it with a heartbreaking work of staggering genius.
Pariah: Don't tell him things like that, if his head gets any bigger he'll float off like a weather ballon :p

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Re: Quotes of, by, and for, the Citadel
« Reply #138 on: January 15, 2016, 11:38:49 PM »
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You wake in a pub and see that it's full of were creatures, and they're all staring at you with a scared look on their faces. As you continue on into the pub you look at your arm. You notice that your arm is covered in thick brown hair. As you continue on into the pub you look in a mirror, and staring back at you is a 7 foot werebear. As you continue into the pub people start to shy away form you. one by One. Once you go the bar you ask the weretigress that's the bartender and begin to ask her why everyone is shying away from you, and she begins ro tell you why.

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PoisonAlchemist: Man Muro, you boost my confidence and then you just go crush it with a heartbreaking work of staggering genius.
Pariah: Don't tell him things like that, if his head gets any bigger he'll float off like a weather ballon :p

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Re: Quotes of, by, and for, the Citadel
« Reply #139 on: January 17, 2016, 01:39:54 AM »
Maggot: Is Eric Flint the one who will complete what Robert Jordan began?
Strolen: I thought he was the one who owned Hustler.
Wulfhere: That's LARRY Flint. Ewww, what an idea. The Wheel of Time written by Larry Flint. (Wulfhere goes to wash hands...)
Scrasamax: The Wheel of Time written by Larry Flynt? Well for one thing there would be alot more pictures, and a lot less of that words business.   :lol:

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Re: Quotes of, by, and for, the Citadel
« Reply #140 on: January 17, 2016, 07:28:06 AM »
Maggot: Is Eric Flint the one who will complete what Robert Jordan began?
Strolen: I thought he was the one who owned Hustler.
Wulfhere: That's LARRY Flint. Ewww, what an idea. The Wheel of Time written by Larry Flint. (Wulfhere goes to wash hands...)
Scrasamax: The Wheel of Time written by Larry Flynt? Well for one thing there would be alot more pictures, and a lot less of that words business.   :lol:

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Re: Quotes of, by, and for, the Citadel
« Reply #141 on: January 19, 2016, 08:57:51 PM »
 Muro: I am not a DWARF!!! I'm like 5'11" in heels!!!!

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Re: Quotes of, by, and for, the Citadel
« Reply #142 on: January 31, 2016, 11:25:03 PM »
Captain Penguin: you are going to MAP OUT THE ENTIRE GALAXY?!
PlainWhiteSocks: Something I did in the past that worked "ok" was to list the travel times and costs to travel to all the different systems(planets).  It resulted in a big chart (really big, even bigger than that :shock:), but it was handy to have at the gaming table.
Murometz: why can't we get more members with names like PlainWhiteSocks?
MoonHunter: because I have only so many friends. And most of them are special.
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Re: Quotes of, by, and for, the Citadel
« Reply #143 on: February 12, 2016, 11:29:36 PM »
The Necromancer's guild does share some traits with the Occult Brotherhood; Just as Cheez Whiz shares traits with a fine Double Brie.

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PoisonAlchemist: Man Muro, you boost my confidence and then you just go crush it with a heartbreaking work of staggering genius.
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Re: Quotes of, by, and for, the Citadel
« Reply #144 on: March 08, 2016, 08:56:36 PM »
Cheka Man: *imagines a magnetic planet*
Dozus: Earth is magnetic.
Cheka Man: :)
Cheka Man: goodnight
Dozus: Goodnight. :)
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