*Is flattered* My sigs, not in any particular order:
"What's said is said." - Jerryth, Labyrinth
A girl can never have too much chocolate, or too many guns.
We who are about to die give you the finger.
"What will we do? What will we say, when it's the end of this game that we play? Will we crumble into the dust my friend?
Or will we start this game over again?" "Dangerous Game" by Three Doors Down
All is chaos under heaven, and the situation is excellent.
"Oh, do stop following me around. You're making my dog very nervous. He detests the smell of stupid." - Hopscotch
I came, I saw, and the police are still looking for me.
And the villian swore a mighty oath: "Oh fudge."
If at first you don't succeed, hit it harder.
Catch me if you can.
"Callahan's Law: Shared pain is lessened, shared joy is increased." - Spider Robinson
"Mad Harlequin smiles, but never ask him why." - G. Williams, Harlequinade
"Not now, son! I'm making... TOAST!" - Prof Membrane, Invader Zim
Ah, the joys of corrupting the young...
"I do so love outwitting the enemy." - Jason, Foxtrot
Technology that is distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
My rant is done.
Yeah, that's about it.
Okay. Someone else's turn to post their sigs.