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Re: OOC: Tales of Misadventure
« Reply #100 on: November 19, 2013, 01:22:19 PM »
Killed
Myhak and Yurhak (1st level fighters, just doing their job, with loving families back at the village :P)

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Re: OOC: Tales of Misadventure
« Reply #101 on: November 19, 2013, 02:16:28 PM »
Better hope Meleana doesn't find out, or the PC infighting will reach new heights.  :sharpen: Such an evil party...
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Re: OOC: Tales of Misadventure
« Reply #102 on: November 19, 2013, 04:33:56 PM »
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Re: OOC: Tales of Misadventure
« Reply #103 on: November 19, 2013, 07:51:13 PM »
Killed
Lesser cyclops (and 6th level illusionist)
Found
funny-looking robe's belt tassle (?)
toe-ring (?) (encrusted with foul-smelling cyclops toe-fungus)
Spellbook (fight! fight!)



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Re: OOC: Tales of Misadventure
« Reply #104 on: November 20, 2013, 09:54:58 AM »
Seneschal's spellbook:

1st level: light, unseen servant, burning hands, mirror image, read magic, identify, ventriloquism, feather fall
2nd level: wizard-lock (i'm an idiot for not having him cast this on the d**n door :P), pyrotechnics, invisibility, darkness 15' radius, audible glamor
3rd level: slow, suggestion
4th level: dimension door

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The tassle is actually a Hat of Disguise
The toe-ring is a Ring of Protection +2 (to saves and ac)
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Re: OOC: Tales of Misadventure
« Reply #105 on: November 20, 2013, 10:12:20 AM »
Valadaar would love for Thorgir to get the ring, Thorgir, not so much... :)
   
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Re: OOC: Tales of Misadventure
« Reply #106 on: November 20, 2013, 10:14:22 AM »
Interestingly enough, despite being magical the ring doesn't "size-down" to its wearer. So its too big for any elven fingers. It would be a bit loose on Brin's fingers as well. Thorgir would perhaps be able to wear it on his thumb. Somnak too.
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Re: OOC: Tales of Misadventure
« Reply #107 on: November 20, 2013, 10:44:17 AM »
Ardhalas states what the items are.

he only needs the spellbook, and will give it to Mel afterwards.

he suggests  that Meleana gets the tassle , and Somnak the ring
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Re: OOC: Tales of Misadventure
« Reply #108 on: November 20, 2013, 12:05:31 PM »
I would prefer the nasty toe ring(what a weird thing to say), I need the AC.

Edit: Wait, it's too big for me? Oh rats...
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Re: OOC: Tales of Misadventure
« Reply #109 on: November 20, 2013, 04:05:25 PM »
I'll roll ya for it, Val! D% if you agree; highest roll keeps the ring!
Somnak just had his mouth in this guy's innards. Ge doesn't care about toe jam :p
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Re: OOC: Tales of Misadventure
« Reply #110 on: November 20, 2013, 05:20:18 PM »
Let me have the helm and ring is yours.  I can use magic helm. Cannot use ring.

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Re: OOC: Tales of Misadventure
« Reply #111 on: November 20, 2013, 06:34:04 PM »
And thus was born the legend of the Erudite Barbarian, who traveled the lands, reading stuff and smashing his way to glory!
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2. Finally achieving a TPK (Total Party Kill)
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Re: OOC: Tales of Misadventure
« Reply #112 on: November 21, 2013, 04:53:11 AM »
Now that he has a magic helmet, he needs a spear...

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Re: OOC: Tales of Misadventure
« Reply #113 on: November 21, 2013, 08:26:25 AM »
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Re: OOC: Tales of Misadventure
« Reply #114 on: November 21, 2013, 06:03:26 PM »
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1. Finally killing an incredibly powerful, lucky, annoying player's character.
2. Finally achieving a TPK (Total Party Kill)
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4. Finally working out how to make it so that d**n wizard doesn't steal the spotlight all the d**n time.

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Re: OOC: Tales of Misadventure
« Reply #115 on: November 21, 2013, 06:35:02 PM »
Really?

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Re: OOC: Tales of Misadventure
« Reply #116 on: November 22, 2013, 09:49:04 AM »
Was this even worth the mention?
But, now that we're at it (again), the only correct course by me would have been to request to change my last action after I learned of the break chance, but before rolling for it.
So, my fault in the end.

Still, Caryatids are boring as frag, and fighting them without the opportunity to lure them into a gravel mill sucks too.
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Re: OOC: Tales of Misadventure
« Reply #117 on: November 22, 2013, 09:52:07 AM »
I thought the Caryatids were fun to read about, and I was glad Ardhalas wasn't the one to fight them with his measly arrows.

I say: Good job and well done killing the things. Too bad about the weapon, but, hey, lets hope we don't meet a pack of rust monsters, eh? ;)
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Re: OOC: Tales of Misadventure
« Reply #118 on: November 22, 2013, 09:52:57 AM »
Was it worth a mention? No :P  But i was under the influence of vile alcohol  :razz:

I agree, Caryatids are boring, or rather, i made them boring,  but luring them into a gravel mill scenario sounds fun actually!

You broke your sword, i broke my toe last night. I think the balance has been restored.
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1. Finally killing an incredibly powerful, lucky, annoying player's character.
2. Finally achieving a TPK (Total Party Kill)
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4. Finally working out how to make it so that d**n wizard doesn't steal the spotlight all the d**n time.

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Re: OOC: Tales of Misadventure
« Reply #119 on: November 22, 2013, 10:54:45 AM »
Updated Fate Points (in honor of some great recent postage by all)

Somnak: 2
Lumori: 1.25
Thorgir: 1.25
Melior: 1.25
Brin: 2
Meleana: 1.25
Ardhalas: 1.75
Kismet: 1.5

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1 FP can be used to re-roll any 1 roll anytime (save vs death or die!!!!!!)
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1 FP can be cashed in for a shiny level!

With only a few encounters to go (tough ones!!!) I suppose anyone who wants to, can level gain......NOW!
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1. Finally killing an incredibly powerful, lucky, annoying player's character.
2. Finally achieving a TPK (Total Party Kill)
3. Finally achieving a TPK using only traps
4. Finally working out how to make it so that d**n wizard doesn't steal the spotlight all the d**n time.

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Re: OOC: Tales of Misadventure
« Reply #120 on: November 22, 2013, 10:59:33 AM »
I'll take a Level for 1 Fate Point Alex.

D12 roll (local) was 12 ! Honestly~!
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Re: OOC: Tales of Misadventure
« Reply #121 on: November 22, 2013, 12:57:57 PM »
You all ready know what Melior's doing. At last, the moment he has fought so hard for, has struggled and strived and died for, the moment he went to wizard school in the first place: FIREBALL!!!

Anyways, another level in wizard gives me another d4 of hit points, so:(13:51:25) Minion: caesar193 rolls 1d4 and gets 2. So I would be at 15 hp total.

Also, I believe that the normal fifth level wizard would get 4,2,1 for spells, so am I at 5, 3, 2? Either way, imma gonna stop thinking about class enhancements and copy some new spell lists into my spell book. And add that two to my hp.

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Re: OOC: Tales of Misadventure
« Reply #122 on: November 22, 2013, 01:30:28 PM »
FIREBALL!!!!!!!
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Re: OOC: Tales of Misadventure
« Reply #123 on: November 22, 2013, 01:49:03 PM »
Gaining a level here as well.

(20:46:16) Minion: Gossamer rolls 1d8 and gets 7, +1 for Con.

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Re: OOC: Tales of Misadventure
« Reply #124 on: November 22, 2013, 05:19:14 PM »
May as well pop the level.