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Re: [Asydia] Humble Beginnings
« Reply #150 on: October 31, 2013, 12:25:07 PM »
Zelas swayed in confusion for a second. "I mabbe able to?" He mumbled and sniffed the air. It smelled like any other cave, cold and dank with a hint of vegetation. Was she mocking him? He considered it for a while but settled for sulking silently. Why was he doing this again? There were far more pleasant places to be. Oh, that's right. He thought, as he spied Auxzali, the runaway priest. Why had he even volunteered for the task of retrieving him, he didn't have anyone's confidence, nor was he asked to. In fact, his master would probably have a few choice words for him, leaving without a word. Had he just been bored? Perhaps part of him had been, but there were other reasons. Nothing he wished to dwell too long on however. He shook his head. This isn't gonna end well, he thought.
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Re: [Asydia] Humble Beginnings
« Reply #151 on: October 31, 2013, 12:29:55 PM »
"Well, whatever we do let'sdo it quick," Duxo said while eyeing the trap warily, "I'm sure the orc will decide he's out of booze or something, any time now."
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Re: [Asydia] Humble Beginnings
« Reply #152 on: October 31, 2013, 07:55:23 PM »
"Wait a moment, Duxo," Auxzali said, and channeled his god's energy. A brief flash of holy light, and healing was bestowed upon all in the room.

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Re: [Asydia] Humble Beginnings
« Reply #153 on: October 31, 2013, 08:16:13 PM »
Bending down over the trigger mechanism Duxo began his work.  "Ser knight, not to impunge you abilities as a dancer, but either you or our spirited friend back there are likely to set this off, if you'll just give me a second..."

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Re: [Asydia] Humble Beginnings
« Reply #154 on: October 31, 2013, 08:42:13 PM »
Duxo had dealt with pressure plates before - he knew that the correct application of a wedge would prevent triggering in most places, so he found a suitable, jagged rock and tentatively edged towards the trap.
With meticulous care, he inserted the wedge as best he could into the near-invisible line that indicated the start of the plate and...

Nothing happened! Duxo exhaled and backed up from the plate. He could not be certain, but he was fairly sure the plate would hold.

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Re: [Asydia] Humble Beginnings
« Reply #155 on: October 31, 2013, 09:09:32 PM »
"Well, that should take care of that.  After you Ser knight; I've an orc to show the errors of his ways."  Duxo said with something that may have been a smirk, though it might have just been the burns keeping him from making an actual smile. And once we find the thing I'm going to stab it repeatedly in the kidneys. No one puts me in chains, valid business mistake or not.
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Re: [Asydia] Humble Beginnings
« Reply #156 on: November 01, 2013, 05:47:42 PM »
"How courteous of you" Sigurd grinned, then rushed into the door on the right, blade unsheathed, just his eyes visible above the shield, scanning the unknown room for anything white and furry that was in dire need of stabbing.
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Re: [Asydia] Humble Beginnings
« Reply #157 on: November 01, 2013, 07:25:29 PM »
Deciding not to take Duxo up on his polite offer, Sigurd opted instead for the door on the other side of the small corridor. He charged in through it, shield at the ready. The room beyond was not what he expected, however. Darkness enveloped a natural cave; from what he could gather from the light filtering in from the torches in the previous room, it was not a very large area. The darkness hid the contents of the room, though, and from the lip of his shield, the Ralkharan knight saw nothing. A strange, insectlike buzzing could be heard within the room though, and strangely, Sigurd swore he could hear the droning inside his head as well, clouding his thoughts. As the others neared the room, the same buzzing could be heard and felt within their own minds.

Apart from the ceaseless droning, all was still and otherwise quiet...
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Re: [Asydia] Humble Beginnings
« Reply #158 on: November 01, 2013, 08:02:47 PM »
Auxzali entered the room. Curiosity filled his mind on the origins of this droning, and thus cast his 'detect magic' spell. He also examined the walls, and started pacing the circumfrence of the room.

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Re: [Asydia] Humble Beginnings
« Reply #159 on: November 01, 2013, 08:23:58 PM »
Nim stepped up to the Knight, muttered a phrase of magic  and touched his shield. Light beamed out from it, piercing into the darkness.

"Just ask me and I'll put it out."
   
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Re: [Asydia] Humble Beginnings
« Reply #160 on: November 01, 2013, 08:53:38 PM »
Following the rest of the party, Duxo drew his knives.  With his back to the door to keep the rest of the hallway covered he asked over his shoulder, "What we looking at in there?"

Nothing blew up so I doubt the room's trapped.  Duxo's out in the hall ready to throw a knife at the first thing that comes out of those other two doors.
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Re: [Asydia] Humble Beginnings
« Reply #161 on: November 02, 2013, 06:46:24 AM »
Zelas would have preferred the door shut when it turned out there was no orc in there, but he was feeling a bit sluggish and had a hard time composing his thoughts. He knew any needless confrontation at this point would just be another drain on their resources, giving the orc more time to react and prepare.

He whispered harshly. "Yeoua'll are stupid. Is no orc in there. Only sumkin of loud... bug. Git back  'ere."

He stayed outside the door along with Duxo, who he subconsciously leaned on as he swayed, peering in at the cave ceiling. He really hoped he had just imagined something moving up there in the darkness.

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Re: [Asydia] Humble Beginnings
« Reply #162 on: November 02, 2013, 02:26:40 PM »
"Something in this chamber may ever so slightly be gnawing at my sanity. Do you think it could be the reason why the bandits were so unreasonably loyal to their failed cause, and if so, can it be slain?" he mused.
But, musing did not get eerie things in eerie caves slain - slaying did that, if he could recall correctly.
Verily, his thoughts were fuzzy - but the course was obvious.
"You shed light on my path, Nim" he winked at her and charged ahead, sweeping the cavern with the light shed by his shield - and ready to sweep the source of the buzz with sword or mace.
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Re: [Asydia] Humble Beginnings
« Reply #163 on: November 03, 2013, 06:03:44 PM »
As Nim's magical light illuminated the cave, the party became aware that it was strangely empty; there were no signs of habitation by the bandits at all. The room was indeed small: a natural cave only 40 feet deep. On the far end of the cave stood curious object, however: against the natural cave wall a raised half-well rested, and erupting out from the stone itself was an upper-body bust of a naked female, not dissimilar in style to those found at the fore of a large ship. The body was thin, spindly and somewhat inhuman, though, and the head was a creepy amalgamation of woman and mosquito. Its insectoid eyes gleamed as though made of mirrors, and a large proboscis jutted out from where her mouth should be, the tip of it resting in the bottom of the shallow well. The well itself was empty, the inner walls stained with streaks of crimson. Along the outer wall of the well, odd symbols and scrawlings were etched in a message.
The statue appeared to have been grown out of the stone itself, rather than carved or chiseled by human hands, and the entire thing had an feeling of incredible age to it.

The buzzing sound within everyone's heads appeared to be coming from the presence of this altar; and the closer they got, the louder it became. The room was otherwise devoid of anything. All was still.
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Re: [Asydia] Humble Beginnings
« Reply #164 on: November 03, 2013, 06:16:09 PM »
"She is not a beneficent goddess, if that was not obvious by her visage. Take great care - the sound speaks of dark magics. Gluttony and excess are her hallmarks."
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Re: [Asydia] Humble Beginnings
« Reply #165 on: November 04, 2013, 04:39:21 AM »
As nothing seemed to have engulfed his friends yet, Zelas forgot his own advice and was drawn in by curiousity over what was being discussed, he stumbled up to them, leaning on Sigurd for support.

"A mosquito goddess?! How fitting..." He grinned a fool's grin and looked around at the others, to see if they had gotten the joke. He repeated it a second time, just to be sure. "See, they live inna swamp..." He started, but was silenced by their looks. He shrugged it off, and squinted at the well. Where was the buzzing coming from? Was it magic? There was some writing on the side of the well, Zelas tried to clear his head and mouthed them off.

Linguistics check, 17 +9(+5), dunno if I roll for that or not.

He tried translating it, aided by Nim-ty-Lin.
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Re: [Asydia] Humble Beginnings
« Reply #166 on: November 04, 2013, 04:08:03 PM »
As Zelas as Nim neared the well to decipher it, the buzzing increased in intensity until it drowned out all other sounds. It sounded like a thousand mosquitos were flying within their skulls! In spite of this nearly painful droning, the duo managed to decipher the writings, and stepped back to the others, where the infuriating noise was less intense.
The well was indeed magical, and Zelas was also able to discern some of the nature of the weavings.

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Re: [Asydia] Humble Beginnings
« Reply #167 on: November 04, 2013, 07:27:13 PM »
"What could a mosquito-goddess possibly want?", Nim said, sarcasm evident as she backed out of the room.

"I'll not take any of Her blessings. Nor curses."
   
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Re: [Asydia] Humble Beginnings
« Reply #168 on: November 04, 2013, 08:02:16 PM »
"What's she want?  Blood, wine, revelry, brawls, all the really fun things," ginning his disgusting grin Duxo chuckled, "meh, she's a naykin fickle shaerm like that.  Way I look at it, a blessing and a curse from her are about the same thing."
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Re: [Asydia] Humble Beginnings
« Reply #169 on: November 04, 2013, 08:38:51 PM »
Tar-Sul shivered and followed Nim and Duxo to wait in the corridor. "That place and that buzzing... Gives me the creeps!" he said to them quietly once he was clear of the room. "Have you ever seen her that way before? She looked like a... Like some kind of demon!"
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Re: [Asydia] Humble Beginnings
« Reply #170 on: November 04, 2013, 09:06:42 PM »
"A puzzle, eh? Axtrami, you wily devil..." grinned Auxzali. "A trial you send is a trial I shall overcome. Now, let me see... blood seems the obvious choice, and yet my instinct is leaning towards wine, a more fit gift for a god."

Auxzali smiled at the idea of throwing the dice and letting fate decide. "If no one has any better ideas, then Zelas, may I see some wine?"

Eh, what the heck. I'll play your game, SE! I'll give anyone who wants to clear out before Auxzali gets poisoned a chance to before I pour the wine in if you guys decide that ya ain't going to risk it.

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Re: [Asydia] Humble Beginnings
« Reply #171 on: November 05, 2013, 05:10:31 AM »
Zelas frowned with thought. He reverted back to his native tongue.
< "Are yussure? Woud Asstrami really approve a sack....zac..sacrifice to 'nother god? I dun like all dat buzzing..." > He swayed, both in body and in mind.

Despite his words, he dug through his backpack and came up with one of the recently acquired bottles of Bargarett Red, that he reluctantly handed over.

< "Zeems a waste 'a such a good wine...." > He mumbled. He wasn't really keen on giving that mosquito face anything, but if his priest was on board, it could hardly be sacrilege...could it? Either way, if Auxzali would be either cursed or blessed, Zelas would be at his side.
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Re: [Asydia] Humble Beginnings
« Reply #172 on: November 05, 2013, 06:24:54 AM »
"I would not want a blessing from this ... thing" Sigurd shrugged. "My wisest recommendation in the presence of this d**ned buzzing is you get out and I shall topple this thing."
He pointed to the door, then to the vile idol.
"How does that sound for a plan? Otherwise, leave me out before you pour anything into that bucket."
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Re: [Asydia] Humble Beginnings
« Reply #173 on: November 05, 2013, 06:52:44 AM »
Auxzali smiled, and said "Well then, we'll tell you how it goes."

Seeing that everyone had made their choice, Auxzali took the Zelas' wine and said "well, Zelas, here's to chance." And thus saying, he took a swig and poured a fourth down the well.

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Re: [Asydia] Humble Beginnings
« Reply #174 on: November 05, 2013, 01:04:55 PM »
Sigurd saw that they were going to pour offerings into the idol's well, and discreetly left. Nothing good ever came from olden gods, too lost in their immortal ennui and timeless depravity, vision twisted by the weight of ages.

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