" D'ARR! "
A four-foot-tall penguin, dressed in a ridiculous pirate costume, complete with tattered sailor's jacket, a massive purple plume in his hat, a wooden toy sword, and rose-lensed goggles, rolls on a giant sloshing barrel. He slings you a frosty mug of frothy, salty, green grog. "Arr, matey! I be Captain Penguin! Welcome teh' th' Citadel, ya' weary green dude!"