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Offline Siren365

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« Reply #25 on: August 13, 2003, 04:06:01 PM »
Congrats, Captain. I know now to beware of the penguin with dangerous hands.
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« Reply #26 on: December 31, 2003, 02:55:20 PM »
Personally, I've picked up bits and pieces from various places - enough that I stand a better-than-average chance in a fight.  :wink: Especially when combined with my size, the fact that I don't quite feel pain (laid my hand open accidentally a few times - I never feel it...), and having a longewr reach and greater strength than most...

Of course, someone fast enough to dodge me would be able to run me ragged.
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« Reply #27 on: December 31, 2003, 03:06:37 PM »
No amount of hand chopping is going to break into a M1A2 Abrams tank...
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« Reply #28 on: December 31, 2003, 03:57:05 PM »
...I do not recall hardware other than Strolen's mentioning a gun being listed here. So the tank is a moot point, no?
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« Reply #29 on: December 31, 2003, 06:37:43 PM »
Humph.  I suppose you're right.  o_O

Belated Congrats, in any case, Penguin.
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« Reply #30 on: December 31, 2003, 08:08:53 PM »
Well ... if you hand chop the tank commander, steal his uniform and id, you could walk right up to the tank and hop in. But that's not really chopping the tank. :P
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« Reply #31 on: January 01, 2004, 05:00:52 AM »
...We could always get Siren to hand-chop it. He chews on neutronium as a teething toy, he oughta be able to do damage.

Or I could tackle it. A dragon plowing into it should work wonders. Especially in scaring the drivers to the point of cowering. (It's not a dragonfear aura; it's just something That d**n Big and Carnivorous...)
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