"D'ARR!"
A penguin, dressed in a ridiculous pirate get-up, complete with giant feather-plume hat, tattered seaman's jacket, wooden toy sword, and rose-lensed goggles, crashes through the ceiling riding a giant sloshing barrel. He tosses relaxedtimes a frosty mug of frothy, foamy, salty, green grog.
"I be Cap'n Penguin! Welcome teh' th' board, me matey!"