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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes
« Reply #250 on: December 03, 2014, 09:57:33 PM »
A new one for Ah-nuld quote fans...

"You hit like a vegetarian" (after getting cold-clocked by Sylvester Stallone with no effect)
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Triumph of the Dungeon Master!

Ah, how I have come to love that sense of accomplishment and victory that I get when I pull the wool over the eyes of a clever player character. What DM Triumphs have you had?

Some of mine:
1. Finally killing an incredibly powerful, lucky, annoying player's character.
2. Finally achieving a TPK (Total Party Kill)
3. Finally achieving a TPK using only traps
4. Finally working out how to make it so that d**n wizard doesn't steal the spotlight all the d**n time.

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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes
« Reply #251 on: January 23, 2015, 10:29:35 PM »
Snuff Bottle Connection:

#1: Brother, I know why you're here! To test out my kung-fu!
#2: No. I am here to investigate the Russian envoy and his shady dealings. I need your help, brother.
#1: Russian envoy? But I don't speak any Russian.
#2: But you know how to throw knives.
Authentic Strolenite™©®

Triumph of the Dungeon Master!

Ah, how I have come to love that sense of accomplishment and victory that I get when I pull the wool over the eyes of a clever player character. What DM Triumphs have you had?

Some of mine:
1. Finally killing an incredibly powerful, lucky, annoying player's character.
2. Finally achieving a TPK (Total Party Kill)
3. Finally achieving a TPK using only traps
4. Finally working out how to make it so that d**n wizard doesn't steal the spotlight all the d**n time.

-Captain Penguin